Making Whoopee: You're doing it wrong....

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
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    Intimacy?

    Ew. Gross. I thought this was about sex.

    One time a girl wanted me to look her in the eyes. I just left. Some things are too kinky even for me. I took my hand off her throat, left her a key for the cuffs, and never looked back.

    Freak.

    Bro, you got it right, it's not like they are actual people, they were put on this earth by our lord jesus christ for our enjoyment.
  • Valrotha
    Valrotha Posts: 294 Member
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    I would just like to say.....I've got this.

    Me too! We've got so much in common. We should totally hook up!. :wink:
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
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    Intimacy is important, but thinking every encounter has to be sweet and flirtatious is also off. Mind blowing sex comes from 2 people secure in themselves and the relationship. He needs to be a gentlemen and let her go first but many women seem to have the thought that.....he's just lucky he is getting some, he needs to please me.......sex is about both partners wanting to please the other.

    As for the person who mentioned porn, and the acts don't happen in real life....yes they do. Actually the majority of mainstream porn is pretty tame and conservative. The men also normally last a while and give the females a few happy endings (faked but still) before their finale.

    For the young female talking about openness, she is 100% right. When it comes to sexual pleasure nothing is wrong, it is only something you may not be comfortable with and not willing to try.

    The article pointing out a younger generation doing it wrong, seems silly.....most adults with a healthy sex life will tell you it gets better when you mature. I am so much more free spirited, giving and having a much better time now in my 30's compared to 20's and I have always been open sexually.

    And this .....

    Intimacy?

    Ew. Gross. I thought this was about sex.

    One time a girl wanted me to look her in the eyes. I just left. Some things are too kinky even for me. I took my hand off her throat, left her a key for the cuffs, and never looked back.

    Freak.

    Is GREAT! I'm not sure I would have left the key :ohwell:
  • tammys_changing
    tammys_changing Posts: 657
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    Interesting topic...Bumping for later :)
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    When I first saw her show, I expected to laugh hysterically like an adolescent but I was disarmed by her candor and matter-of-factness. The image may be funny now but to actually watch this old woman demonstrate various positions, toys and techniques was MORTIFYING.

    I wasn't joking. I watched her every night when I was a teen...you know, during the times when even a matter-of-fact old woman putting a *kitten* in her mouth was intriguing. I also didn't have HBO or Skinemax, so that was my "porn" and schooling.
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
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    ...you know, during the times when even a matter-of-fact old woman putting a *kitten* in her mouth was intriguing.

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  • rsoice
    rsoice Posts: 212 Member
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    and all along I thought it was a race and it wasn't my fault if she couldn't keep up...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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    ...you know, during the times when even a matter-of-fact old woman putting a *kitten* in her mouth was intriguing.

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    That is cracking me up!!!
  • lborsato1
    lborsato1 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    I loved her show ! I giggled alot, but also learned alot.....
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
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    When I first saw her show, I expected to laugh hysterically like an adolescent but I was disarmed by her candor and matter-of-factness. The image may be funny now but to actually watch this old woman demonstrate various positions, toys and techniques was MORTIFYING.

    I wasn't joking. I watched her every night when I was a teen...you know, during the times when even a matter-of-fact old woman putting a *kitten* in her mouth was intriguing. I also didn't have HBO or Skinemax, so that was my "porn" and schooling.

    Same here! watched her on tv and learned a few things. I enjoyed her candor as my parents were the "we dont talk about it" type.
    Of course this was shortly before the internet came along.

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