When Someone Calls You A Cow...

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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
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    Definitely got no beef with this thread.
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
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    just say moo!
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
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    How udderly cute.
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
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    The last time someone called me a cow I just mooed at them. The third picture is one of the Highland breeds if I recall correctly.
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
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    WITNESS the movie: Scene: Early morning milking of dairy cows

    Amishman "You've never put your hand on a teet before"

    John Book(Harrison Ford) "Not one this big!"
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
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    WITNESS the movie: Scene: Early morning milking of dairy cows

    Amishman "You've never put your hand on a teet before"

    John Book(Harrison Ford) "Not one this big!"

    you know you so wanna milk that cow...
  • 43mmmgoody21
    43mmmgoody21 Posts: 146 Member
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    Cows help make ice-cream-- i love cows!

    But seriously, i can't imagine anyone calling someone a cow (how uncouth)
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    In my experience with cows they usually s*** on everything, so carry some chocolate pudding and if someone ever calls you a cow throw it in their face, if they are gonna call you one you might as well act like one..... :smile:
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
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    WITNESS the movie: Scene: Early morning milking of dairy cows

    Amishman "You've never put your hand on a teet before"

    John Book(Harrison Ford) "Not one this big!"

    you know you so wanna milk that cow...

    heheheheh....okay yes yes yes! If she is still alive the scene was shot in East Lampeter Township, Lancaster County, I believe on the Lehman farm. The cow is probably at room temperature though!
  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
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    In my experience with cows they usually s*** on everything, so carry some chocolate pudding and if someone ever calls you a cow throw it in their face, if they are gonna call you one you might as well act like one..... :smile:
    [/quotFirst, this isn't possible. And it is utterly ridiculous to recommend this; cows do not have thumbs! And why waste the pudding? Seriously, if someone calls another human being a cow they have some issues.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
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    In my experience with cows they usually s*** on everything, so carry some chocolate pudding and if someone ever calls you a cow throw it in their face, if they are gonna call you one you might as well act like one..... :smile:
    [/quotFirst, this isn't possible. And it is utterly ridiculous to recommend this; cows do not have thumbs! And why waste the pudding? Seriously, if someone calls another human being a cow they have some issues.

    Well I supposed you could actually poop on them if you would like.....
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    I'm pretty sure I'd still punch 'em in the junk.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
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    Now I really want some steak...
  • BrittanyMG3
    BrittanyMG3 Posts: 163 Member
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    My inner Vermonter is pleased with this thread..
  • PatsyFitzpatrick
    PatsyFitzpatrick Posts: 335 Member
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    lol so funny. Great attitude.
    Patsy
  • beckyjeanleemaddox
    beckyjeanleemaddox Posts: 154 Member
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    True story!!! I saw a lady in walmart that I hadn't seen in about 5 years and had gained A LOT of weight!!!!! She was a loud talker. She announced very loudly to the world that YOU ARE FAT AS A HOG!!! in a voice that sounded like she was calling pigs to eat!!!!! It became one of my favorite stories. Havn't been called a cow (to my face) but have been called a hog!!! My whole family laughs at me standing there in WM not knowing how to respond!!!! But the cows are very cute and I hear pigs are intelligent, maybe she meant I am very intelligent!!! NOT!!! LMBO!!!:laugh:
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
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    They're cute until they poo, I'll give you that. :laugh:

    yep, just like babies. I'm kidding! Sorta.
  • annabananna1183
    annabananna1183 Posts: 14
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    "Steer" us wrong... I see what you did there... Heh.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    cows are great..... for providing me with dairy products and beef.


    sorry not sorry that I'm not sentimental


    but I do think you have a good attitude with regards to petty idiots and their silly attempts at insulting people. :drinker: like how if someone calls me a neanderthal I'll take that as a compliment and point out that neanderthals had bigger brains than them... and if they get insulted by that then I can easily prove it with the scientific literature :laugh: Generally speaking, when someone tries to insult you but fails because you take it as a joke or a compliment, they are the one that looks and feels stupid.

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