When Someone Calls You A Cow...

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  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    In my experience with cows they usually s*** on everything, so carry some chocolate pudding and if someone ever calls you a cow throw it in their face, if they are gonna call you one you might as well act like one..... :smile:
    [/quotFirst, this isn't possible. And it is utterly ridiculous to recommend this; cows do not have thumbs! And why waste the pudding? Seriously, if someone calls another human being a cow they have some issues.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    In my experience with cows they usually s*** on everything, so carry some chocolate pudding and if someone ever calls you a cow throw it in their face, if they are gonna call you one you might as well act like one..... :smile:
    [/quotFirst, this isn't possible. And it is utterly ridiculous to recommend this; cows do not have thumbs! And why waste the pudding? Seriously, if someone calls another human being a cow they have some issues.

    Well I supposed you could actually poop on them if you would like.....
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    I'm pretty sure I'd still punch 'em in the junk.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Now I really want some steak...
  • BrittanyMG3
    BrittanyMG3 Posts: 163 Member
    My inner Vermonter is pleased with this thread..
  • PatsyFitzpatrick
    PatsyFitzpatrick Posts: 335 Member
    lol so funny. Great attitude.
    Patsy
  • beckyjeanleemaddox
    beckyjeanleemaddox Posts: 154 Member
    True story!!! I saw a lady in walmart that I hadn't seen in about 5 years and had gained A LOT of weight!!!!! She was a loud talker. She announced very loudly to the world that YOU ARE FAT AS A HOG!!! in a voice that sounded like she was calling pigs to eat!!!!! It became one of my favorite stories. Havn't been called a cow (to my face) but have been called a hog!!! My whole family laughs at me standing there in WM not knowing how to respond!!!! But the cows are very cute and I hear pigs are intelligent, maybe she meant I am very intelligent!!! NOT!!! LMBO!!!:laugh:
  • doctorsookie
    doctorsookie Posts: 1,084 Member
    They're cute until they poo, I'll give you that. :laugh:

    yep, just like babies. I'm kidding! Sorta.
  • annabananna1183
    annabananna1183 Posts: 14
    "Steer" us wrong... I see what you did there... Heh.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    cows are great..... for providing me with dairy products and beef.


    sorry not sorry that I'm not sentimental


    but I do think you have a good attitude with regards to petty idiots and their silly attempts at insulting people. :drinker: like how if someone calls me a neanderthal I'll take that as a compliment and point out that neanderthals had bigger brains than them... and if they get insulted by that then I can easily prove it with the scientific literature :laugh: Generally speaking, when someone tries to insult you but fails because you take it as a joke or a compliment, they are the one that looks and feels stupid.
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    They're cute until they poo, I'll give you that. :laugh:

    yep, just like babies. I'm kidding! Sorta.

    the poo of exclusively breastfed babies doesn't smell that bad. .... boy was I in for a shock once they started on solid food :laugh:
  • wonderwoman234
    wonderwoman234 Posts: 551 Member
    I love those beauties!!!! Great pics.

    For the folks asking for steak....thems dairy cows! I suppose you could eat them but they would be tough eating. So leave them alone and instead ask for some brie, camembert, cheddar, gruyere, mozzarella....or how about cream for your coffee?!
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  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member


    For the folks asking for steak....thems dairy cows! I suppose you could eat them but they would be tough eating. So leave them alone and instead ask for some brie, camembert, cheddar, gruyere, mozzarella....or how about cream for your coffee?!

    ummm honey, what do you THINK they do with old dairy cows???
    I am a Wisconsinite- born and bred, my current state has nothing on that bearing .
    3 of the largest meat packing operations are in the heart of Dairy country - Wisconsin.
    Old Dairy cows become

    Steaks and Hamburger -
    Green Bay Proscessing,-Acme Meat Packers(now called american foods group- still on Acme drive)
    ((Green bay Packers ))
  • kikstand
    kikstand Posts: 36 Member
    True story!!! I saw a lady in walmart that I hadn't seen in about 5 years and had gained A LOT of weight!!!!! She was a loud talker. She announced very loudly to the world that YOU ARE FAT AS A HOG!!! in a voice that sounded like she was calling pigs to eat!!!!! It became one of my favorite stories. Havn't been called a cow (to my face) but have been called a hog!!! My whole family laughs at me standing there in WM not knowing how to respond!!!! But the cows are very cute and I hear pigs are intelligent, maybe she meant I am very intelligent!!! NOT!!! LMBO!!!:laugh:

    I have several memories of my past where someone disrespected someone in my family and I failed to respond with the force that the gravity of the situation called for. I don't dwell on that, but admit there are circumstances in my life where these short comings revisit my memories. What other people think about me is none of my business, but I will defend the one's I love even if it hurts someone else.
  • DeeBerning
    DeeBerning Posts: 131 Member
    OMG.... I needed that laugh today. THANK YOU
  • SarahxApple
    SarahxApple Posts: 166 Member
    They're cute until they poo, I'll give you that. :laugh:

    yep, just like babies. I'm kidding! Sorta.

    This ^^^ for reals
  • wonderwoman234
    wonderwoman234 Posts: 551 Member


    For the folks asking for steak....thems dairy cows! I suppose you could eat them but they would be tough eating. So leave them alone and instead ask for some brie, camembert, cheddar, gruyere, mozzarella....or how about cream for your coffee?!

    ummm honey, what do you THINK they do with old dairy cows???
    I am a Wisconsinite- born and bred, my current state has nothing on that bearing .
    3 of the largest meat packing operations are in the heart of Dairy country - Wisconsin.
    Old Dairy cows become

    Steaks and Hamburger -
    Green Bay Proscessing,-Acme Meat Packers(now called american foods group- still on Acme drive)
    ((Green bay Packers ))

    The meat from dairy cows is of such low quality that it is used primarily for low-grade ground beef. Unless you are eating low-grade beef, the meat most of us eat is coming from beef cattle, not dairy cows.

    The meat I eat comes from the farm down the street from me - they have both dairy cows and beef cattle. The beef cattle are grass fed and then finished with corn for a better flavor. That's what I eat.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member

    The meat from dairy cows is of such low quality that it is used primarily for low-grade ground beef. Unless you are eating low-grade beef, the meat most of us eat is coming from beef cattle, not dairy cows.

    The meat I eat comes from the farm down the street from me - they have both dairy cows and beef cattle. The beef cattle are grass fed and then finished with corn for a better flavor. That's what I eat.

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  • ryannsmom921
    ryannsmom921 Posts: 28 Member
    I think you are trying to steer us wrong.

    You know that's bull :wink:
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    uconnwinsnc Posts: 1,054 Member
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  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    They're cute until they poo, I'll give you that. :laugh:

    yep, just like babies. I'm kidding! Sorta.

    the poo of exclusively breastfed babies doesn't smell that bad. .... boy was I in for a shock once they started on solid food :laugh:

    Formula fed babies. :sick:

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