Holy Burrito!

I don't know if this is a huge issue for most people, but I live in California and the allure of Mexican food is strong. 24 hour Mexican food shops on every corner offering trans fat and fried cheesy, sour-creamy goodness at all hours of the night.
So even after an hour long session of hot yoga, a 1400 calorie veggie burrito is like a wrecking ball to all my progress.
I think I'm going to just go on a burrito diet. One burrito a day, divided in three. Hot carrots for snacks.

The struggle is real.
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    so what will you do for your protein?
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    bumping for ideas, in for tacos
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I like my burritos like I like my women, immobile and covered in cheese.

    And hot carrots sound just awful.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Did someone say tacos!?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    TACO TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Hot carrots do sound awful...
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Why the hot carrots? I do not understand. I think you should just eat the whole burrito with your mouth.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    so what will you do for your protein?

    no kidding. a burrito with no chicken? or steak? or MEAT at all? :noway:
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    hot yoga is bad enough- why on earth would you eat hot carrots???
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    TACO TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I prefer not to limit Tacos to only Tuesdays!!
  • kateistoned
    kateistoned Posts: 116
    Eat all the burritos. All the time.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Please don't mention "hot carrots". That's a memory that needs to die. Curse you, slorax!
  • cstringfellow2013
    cstringfellow2013 Posts: 172 Member
    I am saddened by the veggie burrito. And the hot carrots. Much sadness here.
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    tacos, burritos. who cares. I'm just looking to get all rolled up and covered in protein. wait - what
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    Please don't mention "hot carrots". That's a memory that needs to die. Curse you, slorax!

    I now also hate carrots. :grumble:
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    The only hot carrots I want are included with soem giardinera, and on top of big, steaming italian beef sammich.
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  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    I like my burritos like I like my women, immobile and covered in cheese.

    And hot carrots sound just awful.

    I was just laying in some cheese.
    Where have you been all my life?
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    The only hot carrots I want are included with soem giardinera, and on top of big, steaming italian beef sammich.
    beef_zpsf1373501.png

    I LOVE italian beef!
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    The only hot carrots I want are included with soem giardinera, and on top of big, steaming italian beef sammich.
    beef_zpsf1373501.png

    This is the biggest turn on you have ever posted.
    I just want to lick that.
  • lucyford22
    lucyford22 Posts: 198 Member
    so what will you do for your protein?

    you say you're in california...has the sushi burrito hit your town yet?
    I'm obsesssssssed.


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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    The only hot carrots I want are included with soem giardinera, and on top of big, steaming italian beef sammich.
    beef_zpsf1373501.png

    I LOVE italian beef!

    Wassup?
  • shirerose
    shirerose Posts: 116 Member
    but seriously. i live on the central coast of california and i have the same damn problem hahaha! there is no other cuisine that tempts me as much as mexican. burritos for days. every friday is burrito night for me and my husband. it's tradition. :P i just use the excuse that i'm using burritos to get a bigger awesome booty! because who doesn't love a big booty these days? also squats.
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  • DymonNdaRgh40
    DymonNdaRgh40 Posts: 661 Member
    Strong first post! (I finally got to say it).

    I feel your pain.

    You could always eat half and save the rest.
  • DymonNdaRgh40
    DymonNdaRgh40 Posts: 661 Member
    so what will you do for your protein?

    you say you're in california...has the sushi burrito hit your town yet?
    I'm obsesssssssed.


    l.jpg

    OMG!!!!:bigsmile:
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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    These are the only carrots you need to worry about:
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  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I'm hoping you mean these???
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  • so what will you do for your protein?

    you say you're in california...has the sushi burrito hit your town yet?
    I'm obsesssssssed.


    l.jpg

    ohmygawdiminlove. where can i get one of those? or two. but definitely not more than three.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
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