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What your devices say about you?

Iron_Duchess
Iron_Duchess Posts: 429 Member
in Chit-Chat
What all my devices say about me today?

1. My Kindle says that I’ve been slacking off because I’ve only read 25% of my latest book and that if I don’t hurry up I will be
behind my reading goals for the year.

2. My I-pod says that I need to be more organized and fix my Playlists because “Danza Kuduro” doesn’t go well “Jar of Hearts.”

3. My Galaxy S5 says that I need to rearrange my apps because the flipping back and forward just to find MFP is extremely
annoying.

4. My Fitbit says that I only have 1,529 steps as of right now; therefore, I better get my behind in gear if I want to have
something other than a salad.

5. My scale says that I gained almost a pound this week even though I’ve been extra careful with my calories and done extra
cardio.

6. My tape measure says that, even though I gained, I actually lost almost one inch from around my waist.

7. Finally, the slowness of my wall/news feed lately tells me that most people must be in a Social media vacation mode too.

Replies

  • ihad
    ihad Posts: 7,463 Member
    I love gadgets!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    first world problems
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    My gadgets tell me I need a real social life. One with people and stuff.
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    My gadgets tell me I need a real social life. One with people and stuff.

    Over rated
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    My gadgets tell me I need a real social life. One with people and stuff.

    I R reel people...
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    If my devices start saying anything about me, I am assuming they are Decepticons and shooting them.
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I only know that my scale is a LIAR!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    I only know that my scale is a LIAR!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    :wink: Mine is not an out-and-out liar, but it does exaggerate every now and again. :wink:

    My CANZ 808 blue-tooth speaker has made my golf game more fun. For $30 this speaker is great right up to about 75% volume, then it gets a little to a lot distorted depending on the bass lvl.

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