anyone looking for a boyfriend

wheird

I know a girl that is perfect for you!

cakebatter07

What is your annual income?

She knows the important questions!

4homer

Hhhhhheeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy gurl you fabulous

markalicious1

wow so i have learnet the internet is not a good place to meet girls, is there anyway to take this down. Im actually just alot more normal then the people messaging me.

RECowgill

mfp is such a great dating site.

LBxLB

wow so i have learnet the internet is not a good place to meet girls, is there anyway to take this down. Im actually just alot more normal then the people messaging me.

Aww lol

_HeartsOnFire_

_HeartsOnFire_

YearsWorthOfFAT

This will go well....

so I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

Everyone did

jennifer_417

How do you feel about cougars?

chelstakencharge

Lol....I'm gonna need a "manfax"!

dpwellman

So. . . this is how NOT to do it, I take it?

helenarriaza

I'm a girl who likes girls.

Are you a girl?

Are you Benedict Cumberbatch?

Then no, not interested.

lokepa

wow so i have learnet the internet is not a good place to meet girls, is there anyway to take this down. Im actually just alot more normal then the people messaging me.

[whispering] Go with it. 'The ladies' like a guy with a sense of humor. The post is your lead in to FRs, which turn to supportive chats, which turn to "hey, we should work out together!" turn into the periodic 'unfriending,' but eventually the odds will level out and you'll be golden!... you've waited a year and a half, what's another several months of plott... stalki... uh, planning and courting? [/whispering]

Megan101792

Funny. Just do the hard way around and go out and chat them up. Dating websites almost never work out how you want it to.

segovm

Funny. Just do the hard way around and go out and chat them up. Dating websites almost never work out how you want it to.

I love dating websites, I'm on them all the time...

My wife doesn't like them so much though for some reason.

Megan101792

Funny. Just do the hard way around and go out and chat them up. Dating websites almost never work out how you want it to.

I love dating websites, I'm on them all the time...

My wife doesn't like them so much though for some reason.

Hah. Be happy she isn't lorena bobbitt. :laugh:

missbp

Nah. I'm looking for a manfriend. I have 2 kids and an ex husband who is a lot like a boy. I'm kinda over that. But good luck to you!

tmaryam

It always boggles my mind how someone can provide such abrasive, serious answers to a person who obviously has a good sense of humor and is just joking around.

But carry on because it adds to the humor.

Megan101792

It always boggles my mind how someone can provide such abrasive, serious answers to a person who obviously has a good sense of humor and is just joking around.

But carry on because it adds to the humor.

Doesn't it? Especially when you don't want to write a paper for college and you just can just have your laughs reading threads.

salembambi

dating websites prove to me everyday that misandry is might ...so does this website though

so i guess it is like a dating site

MelsAuntie

He'd have to be intelligent, funny, geeky, at least 50 years old , with meat on his bones ( not ripped/ cut / visibly muscular) with ideally about 30 % BF and blonde or red haired. That's the sort of guy that turns me on.

wonderwoman234

I give the OP props for putting himself out there! I can guarantee there is more than one woman out there for you.

Having said that, funny funny funny GIFs!

ComradeTovarich

I'm a girl who likes girls.

Are you a girl?

Are you Benedict Cumberbatch?

Then no, not interested.

By that logic, is Benedict Cumberbatch a girl? Gif unrelated.

Megan101792

I'm a girl who likes girls.

Are you a girl?

Are you Benedict Cumberbatch?

Then no, not interested.

By that logic, is Benedict Cumberbatch a girl? Gif unrelated.

I think it is alluding to that is the only exception she would make

Forty6and2

I'm a girl who likes girls.

Are you a girl?

Are you Benedict Cumberbatch?

Then no, not interested.

By that logic, is Benedict Cumberbatch a girl? Gif unrelated.

OMG, that gif.

Forty6and2

I'm a girl who likes girls.

Are you a girl?

Are you Benedict Cumberbatch?

Then no, not interested.

I'd mud wrestle you for Benedict Cumberbatch.

Chezzie84

I am looking for mine!! I think he has got lost between our house and next door lol
He only went to give the old bloke next door a lawn mower and hasnt been seen in the last hour!!

Forty6and2

I am looking for mine!! I think he has got lost between our house and next door lol
He only went to give the old bloke next door a lawn mower and hasnt been seen in the last hour!!

I think it's time to form a search party. Seems like the best course of action at this point.

helenarriaza

I'm a girl who likes girls.

Are you a girl?

Are you Benedict Cumberbatch?

Then no, not interested.

By that logic, is Benedict Cumberbatch a girl? Gif unrelated.

I think it is alluding to that is the only exception she would make

Only exception, really.

Benedict Cumberbatch :bigsmile: