Most embarrassing moment at the gym

Scumbag_Gil

So I was just at the gym doing some late night squats. I noticed this solid 9/10 cougar standing behind me. She was just standing there, I was like oh she's probably waiting to use the squat rack. I look at her in the mirror and notice that she is looking at my thighs. At first I thought she was checking me out. (Because my butt is nice) But then I realize why she was staring, a spaghetti is hanging out of my left pocket. I quickly put it back in my pocket, but then spaghetti starts falling out of my right pocket. I bend over and try to pick up the spaghetti but it just keeps pouring out. I get down on the floor, desperately trying to put the spaghetti back in my pockets, but it just keeps coming more and more from all of my pockets. I felt so embarrassed and felt like crying. I don't think I'm ever going back to that gym.

arainiday1

So I was just at the gym doing some late night squats. I noticed this solid 9/10 cougar standing behind me. She was just standing there, I was like oh she's probably waiting to use the squat rack. I look at her in the mirror and notice that she is looking at my thighs. At first I thought she was checking me out. (Because my butt is nice) But then I realize why she was staring, a spaghetti is hanging out of my left pocket. I quickly put it back in my pocket, but then spaghetti starts falling out of my right pocket. I bend over and try to pick up the spaghetti but it just keeps pouring out. I get down on the floor, desperately trying to put the spaghetti back in my pockets, but it just keeps coming more and more from all of my pockets. I felt so embarrassed and felt like crying. I don't think I'm ever going back to that gym.

And then you woke up ???

spaghetti? in your pocket? :noway:

cakebatter07

And then you woke up ???

spaghetti? in your pocket? :noway:

Yeah I'm also wondering why you had spaghetti in your pockets at the gym...

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2BeHappy2

So I was just at the gym doing some late night squats. I noticed this solid 9/10 cougar standing behind me. She was just standing there, I was like oh she's probably waiting to use the squat rack. I look at her in the mirror and notice that she is looking at my thighs. At first I thought she was checking me out. (Because my butt is nice) But then I realize why she was staring, a spaghetti is hanging out of my left pocket. I quickly put it back in my pocket, but then spaghetti starts falling out of my right pocket. I bend over and try to pick up the spaghetti but it just keeps pouring out. I get down on the floor, desperately trying to put the spaghetti back in my pockets, but it just keeps coming more and more from all of my pockets. I felt so embarrassed and felt like crying. I don't think I'm ever going back to that gym.

Ummm...maybe next time you could use a man purse instead
Just curious....did you find anything else in there...like lint?!?

arainiday1

or a fanny pack!

nutmegoreo

You are forgetting the important questions...

How old was this cougar?

Did you pick her up?

At least you had food to offer her :flowerforyou:

ETA: I could be wrong, but I think carb loading =/= carrying spaghetti in your pocket

Addis_Daddy12

You arent supposed to feed a cougar. Cougars are supposed to feed you. They gotjuice boxes and oreos that they originally bought for their badass kids.

arainiday1

how in the world did lots of spaghetti get in your pocket to be "pouring out" ? I still don't get it lol

bbb84

I wanna be a cougar when I grow up ... My 20's have sucked , not sure my 30's will be much better. All I have to look forward to is checking out young studs in their mid 20's squatting at the gym then teaching them a thing or 2. Catch and release or my favorite , turn'em out and turn'em loose ... Lmao!