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Most embarrassing moment at the gym

Scumbag_Gil
Scumbag_Gil Posts: 397 Member
edited February 24 in Chit-Chat
So I was just at the gym doing some late night squats. I noticed this solid 9/10 cougar standing behind me. She was just standing there, I was like oh she's probably waiting to use the squat rack. I look at her in the mirror and notice that she is looking at my thighs. At first I thought she was checking me out. (Because my butt is nice) But then I realize why she was staring, a spaghetti is hanging out of my left pocket. I quickly put it back in my pocket, but then spaghetti starts falling out of my right pocket. I bend over and try to pick up the spaghetti but it just keeps pouring out. I get down on the floor, desperately trying to put the spaghetti back in my pockets, but it just keeps coming more and more from all of my pockets. I felt so embarrassed and felt like crying. I don't think I'm ever going back to that gym.

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  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    So I was just at the gym doing some late night squats. I noticed this solid 9/10 cougar standing behind me. She was just standing there, I was like oh she's probably waiting to use the squat rack. I look at her in the mirror and notice that she is looking at my thighs. At first I thought she was checking me out. (Because my butt is nice) But then I realize why she was staring, a spaghetti is hanging out of my left pocket. I quickly put it back in my pocket, but then spaghetti starts falling out of my right pocket. I bend over and try to pick up the spaghetti but it just keeps pouring out. I get down on the floor, desperately trying to put the spaghetti back in my pockets, but it just keeps coming more and more from all of my pockets. I felt so embarrassed and felt like crying. I don't think I'm ever going back to that gym.


    And then you woke up ???

    spaghetti? in your pocket? :noway:
  • cakebatter07
    cakebatter07 Posts: 814 Member


    And then you woke up ???

    spaghetti? in your pocket? :noway:

    Yeah I'm also wondering why you had spaghetti in your pockets at the gym...
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  • 2BeHappy2
    2BeHappy2 Posts: 811 Member
    So I was just at the gym doing some late night squats. I noticed this solid 9/10 cougar standing behind me. She was just standing there, I was like oh she's probably waiting to use the squat rack. I look at her in the mirror and notice that she is looking at my thighs. At first I thought she was checking me out. (Because my butt is nice) But then I realize why she was staring, a spaghetti is hanging out of my left pocket. I quickly put it back in my pocket, but then spaghetti starts falling out of my right pocket. I bend over and try to pick up the spaghetti but it just keeps pouring out. I get down on the floor, desperately trying to put the spaghetti back in my pockets, but it just keeps coming more and more from all of my pockets. I felt so embarrassed and felt like crying. I don't think I'm ever going back to that gym.

    Ummm...maybe next time you could use a man purse instead :wink:
    Just curious....did you find anything else in there...like lint?!?
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    or a fanny pack!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    You are forgetting the important questions...

    How old was this cougar?

    Did you pick her up?

    At least you had food to offer her :flowerforyou:

    ETA: I could be wrong, but I think carb loading =/= carrying spaghetti in your pocket :wink:
  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
    You arent supposed to feed a cougar. Cougars are supposed to feed you. They gotjuice boxes and oreos that they originally bought for their badass kids.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    how in the world did lots of spaghetti get in your pocket to be "pouring out" ? I still don't get it lol
  • bbb84
    bbb84 Posts: 418 Member
    I wanna be a cougar when I grow up ... My 20's have sucked , not sure my 30's will be much better. All I have to look forward to is checking out young studs in their mid 20's squatting at the gym then teaching them a thing or 2. Catch and release or my favorite , turn'em out and turn'em loose ... Lmao!
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