Tell me your best "How Many...Does it Take" Joke

rosehips60
rosehips60 Posts: 1,030 Member
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I'll go first... (I apologize in advance to all vegans)

How many vegans does it take to eat a hamburger?

Just one- when no one is looking

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  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
    That's really funny. Unfortunately, I can't think of any right now... I'm looking forard to reading eveyrone else's though :happy:
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  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    How many Truthers does it take to screw a lightbulb in?

    One. Lightbulbs are an invention of the illuminati and must be picked, screwed and checked individually each time in case the government is listening through them.

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