Cleanse advice for first timer?

endermako

Eat 6 ounces of "sugar free" chocolate.. that will cleanse you.

Or a 5-pound bag of gummy bears!

You only need half a pound of the haribo sugar free gummy bears to have a good time

But seriously the only thing a cleanse does is make you lose water quickly so you drop water weight. It does nothing to fat and there is no point.

penny0919

Eat 6 ounces of "sugar free" chocolate.. that will cleanse you.

Or a 5-pound bag of gummy bears!

You only need half a pound of the haribo sugar free gummy bears to have a good time

But seriously the only thing a cleanse does is make you lose water quickly so you drop water weight. It does nothing to fat and there is no point.

It's entertaining to read the amazon reviews for those when bored!

LifeWithPie

LOL. You couldn't resist could ya.

LifeWithPie

Cleanses are stupid. But on another note...I couldn't stop laughing at this! ^^^^^^. LOL

Erin_goBrahScience

To reiterate, cleanses are unnecessary and a waste of money.

just to echo this cutie, cleanses are unnecessary and a waste of money.

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_Resolve_

Eat 6 ounces of "sugar free" chocolate.. that will cleanse you.

Or a 5-pound bag of gummy bears!

You only need half a pound of the haribo sugar free gummy bears to have a good time

But seriously the only thing a cleanse does is make you lose water quickly so you drop water weight. It does nothing to fat and there is no point.

It's entertaining to read the amazon reviews for those when bored!

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dpx_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1


Just read the first review.. seriously... I just cried.

navyrigger46

I always found juice to be a bit sticky, I prefer water and soap, but that's just me.

Rigger

dayone987

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159755-looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

Mikkimeow

No on cleanses. No. No. Like everyone has said, no.

TheWorstHorse

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1320858-if-you-are-thinking-about-doing-a-cleanse

DonM46

schedule a colonoscopy.
the pre-exam cleanse is all you need.

0somuchbetter0

I've never done a "cleanse," and I suspect one of the reasons they seem to be so popular these days is that people like that virtuous feeling they get when they cut out the junk and "flush" their bodies.

You can still get that psychological rush by eating whole, healthy food and drinking lots of water, especially if you've been living on fast food and sugary snacks and drinks. Don't waste your money, and don't let the smartasses get you down. It's just that this topic is raised several times a week and MFP regulars are sick of it.

Good luck.

RINat612

I would just eat a bunch of Jalapenos. That'll cleanse you right up.

Mikkimeow

Once again:




Here, try this: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/912920-in-place-of-a-road-map-3-2013

delicious_cocktail

Hahaha. Okay, okay, okay.

There is one valid use of a cleanse which is as a sort of ritual for psychological purposes to break with your 'old lifestyle' prior to embarking upon a new lifestyle.

This sort of ritual can be helpful for people, but again, not in a physical manner.

You could as simply embark upon the new lifestyle and save a little time, but hey, I would never slap the lucky undies out of someone's hands.

WalkingAlong

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Bears-Sugar-Free/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dpx_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1


Just read the first review.. seriously... I just cried.

Ha! Me too.
"11,087 of 11,560 people found this review helpful."

clusterpuff

Hahaha. Okay, okay, okay.

There is one valid use of a cleanse which is as a sort of ritual for psychological purposes to break with your 'old lifestyle' prior to embarking upon a new lifestyle.

This sort of ritual can be helpful for people, but again, not in a physical manner.

You could as simply embark upon the new lifestyle and save a little time, but hey, I would never slap the lucky undies out of someone's hands.

Thank you

RHachicho

Guys she said ok you can quit with the spam now XD I think you are right but you know ... spam train.