Most interesting MFPer submission

QuiznatoddBidness

When my food arrives, it looks just like the picture. When I cook minute rice, it's ready in 47 seconds. When I go through airport security, TSA agents ask me to frisk them. My toast always lands butter side up. M&Ms melt in my hands. Emergency vehicles yield the right of way to me. Even non-automatic doors open as I approach. I don't need a receipt for my returns . . . and they allow me to return electronics. When the cops pull me over, they show me their license and registration. Rare meteorological events wait to happen on nights I'm not very sleepy. My vote counts twice . . . and one of them is an electoral vote. I speak fluent sign language using only my left pinky.

I don't often watch what I eat. But when I do, I prefer protein.

How bout you?