In which we quote Python at each other.
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That's a great quote. My fav evah!
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"I'm not dead yet!"0
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!0
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Ah! I see you have a machine that goes BING!I anxiously await your reply! :bigsmile:
# File:
anydbm-example-1.py
import anydbm
db = anydbm.open("database", "c")
db["1"] = "one"
db["2"] = "two"
db["3"] = "three"
db.close()
db = anydbm.open("database", "r")
for key in db.keys():
print repr(key), repr(db[key])
(I was waiting for this, though)0 -
He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!!0
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and for anyone who hasn't found this lovely little time waster: http://www.sillywalksgenerator.com/0
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All right... all right... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order... what have the Romans done for us?0
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Bless thy holy hand grenade - of the holy hand grenades there are three, three is the number...0
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It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
But... you can't have babies.
Don't you oppress me.
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!0 -
All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot0 -
he has a wife you know.. her name is incontentia...... incontentia buttocks0
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On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place.0
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sings: Evvvvvvvery sperm is saaaaaaacred, eeeevery sperm is greaaaaaat!0
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I fart in your general direction!0 -
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy! (probably for the umpteenth time as I didn't read the rest of the thread) :laugh:
.... a copy and paste because one liners from it just don't do it justice:
A customer enters a pet shop.
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Mr. Praline: (pause)I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage!
Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(owner hits the cage)
Owner: There, he moved!
Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Owner: I never!!
Mr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot.
Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk.
Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage!
Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!
Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
Owner: No no! 'E's pining!
Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!0 -
"He must be a King."
"How can you tell?"
"He hasn't got any s..t on him."0 -
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcicial aquatic ceremony!0
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Between our quests we don sequin vests, And impersonate Clark Gable!
ROFL :drinker:0 -
>>> def hello (what):
... text = "Hello, " + what + "!"
... print text
...
>>> hello ("World")0 -
That's a great quote. My fav evah!
It wood be your fave.
wink, wink, nudge, nudge. say no more, say no more.0 -
Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square?0
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A bucket for monsieur!0
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You're using coconuts....0
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"Do you want to come upstairs-- or have you come to arrange a holiday?"0
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I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!0
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Enough with all this sex on the television. I mean. . . I keep falling off.0
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Look, you stupid *kitten*, you've got no arms left.
Yes I have.0 -
Its jusf a flesh wound...0
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