I always get really drunk

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  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
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    Beer isn't meant for humans, you know. It's meant for baby beers. The babies drink it right from their mothers. Why would you drink the nectar of another species? Humans are not meant to drink beer. You should try Soy Beer or Almond Beer instead, you won't even notice the difference.
  • sati18
    sati18 Posts: 153 Member
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    If you don't drunk enough beer your body holds on to fat and then you pee your pants cause of starvation mode.

    :D LOL that made me laugh

    * ETA Also initially I said s.n.i.g.g.e.r. and MFP thought i was being racist and changed it to s******
    :(

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