I'VE LOST AN ELEPHANTS PENIS!

noturningback91

60lbs gone! That is all

AdobeTree

Is that how much one of those weighs? :laugh:

Congratulations! :happy:

Anonycatgirl

Isn't the elephant kind of upset about that?

Seriously, congrats. Here's a flower. :flowerforyou: And a toast! :drinker:

BrittanyMG3

Thanks for the laugh!! Congrats on losing your elephant's penis!! :laugh:

liz_walkerrr

bahahaha that's great! Way to go!

oedipa_maas

Frankly, I think all of us should start measuring our success by animal genitalia.

kids183

I honestly don't think I've ever heard it put any better!!

Congratulations!!

rhina23

Hahaha! Really ? They have a 60lb penis?

Congratulations!

rhina23

Frankly, I think all of us should start measuring our success by animal genitalia.

^ ^ good idea!

ShellF415

I clicked on this thread because I thought an elephant's penis was missing. I'm a little disappointed but congratulations on your success!

shunggie

Hey size doesn't matter.....

Congrats!

BDWhite72

Or 60 guinea pigs, 20 human brains, 12 Chihuahuas, 10 human skins (ewww/creepy), 3 tires ...... :bigsmile: Awesome! yay you!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

schnicklefritz1

Congrats on the loss....Thank you for the giggle....and I hope I too can lose one of those someday!!! Right now I am probably just at a .... forget it...not even going there. :blushing:

twinteensmom

My very first thought...sounds like a personal problem..and "nothing like tooting one's own horn!"

Myhaloslipped

I hope you find your elephant penis.

timg760

That elephant TRUSTED you and you lost it!!

mrs_zilla

That's the best topic I've ever seen here! Congratulations!

stumblinthrulife

Have you checked down the back of the couch?

TxLdy4

That's AWESOME!! Congratulations!!

golf4g

Super post, thanks for making my morning start with a giggle!

Fugeela

Congrats it all pays off.

tiggsnanny

:laugh: that's funny and well done :flowerforyou:

AleciaG724

Congrats on your loss! I've lost 340 sticks of butter. I'm trying to imagine how much space that would take up in my fridge...

jmcdonald2011

Congrats to you!! that is awesome and I cant wait til the day when I can say the same.

and thank you for answering the question of how much an elephants penis weighs. the not knowing was making me crazy!

rebeccaplatt21

HILARIOUS! and CONGRATS!!!

i can't wait until i lose my elephant penis!

raccooten

Wow, your penis must be HUGE. Lol

TX_Rhon

Congrats!!!

I've lost a small bale of hay and a rack of baby back ribs. Your lost is much more exciting. Best topic thread of the day :drinker:

darkguardian419

What were you doing with one in the first place? Sicko.

marymac302

Ha! That is awesome.

yellowsnowdrop

Love this a LOT !! WELL DONE on an awesome loss.

DanieRCC

Anyone else have the song "Detachable Penis" running through their head.......