I might have a fat *kitten*, but...

You know, man looking down at his charging (?!) phone when he cycles, barely avoiding a collision with me, when I say 'both hands on the bike!', and when you retort by telling me, amongst other things, to 'shut your fat *kitten*', it does hurt, because my weight is obviously an easy target, but at least my bottom isn't endangering my own and other people's lives (as far as I know). So you can suck it.

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  • I_Will_End_You
    I_Will_End_You Posts: 4,397 Member
    I've seen an influx of people texting or messing around on their phones while bicycling. I don't get it.
  • DMadelineP
    DMadelineP Posts: 50 Member
    you got this;) don't mid what others think! Guess what? In a couple of months, you won't have a fat *kitten* and chances are, if he keeps this up, he'll be in the hospital.... So you do your thing and just honestly, pity the people like him who think they;re better...Because what they don't know is that you may be below them on the graph, but you have a larger slope, you're progressing quicker! So you know what, own that (im sure not so fat) *kitten*... because it's gonna be proof of your battle when it's gone!;D
  • 115s
    115s Posts: 344 Member
    Next time throw a stick in front of their bike.
  • healthygreek
    healthygreek Posts: 2,137 Member
    What an a-hole!
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    It should be an automatic felony to be texting while operating any moving vehicle with a 20 year automatic sentence. As for his lame insult he was probably too busy texting his underage girlfriend to be more intelligent.