Has anyone tried this method for weight loss?

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  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    This works.

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    truth.
  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    You guys are so right. This just doesn't add up.
  • pinkraynedropjacki
    pinkraynedropjacki Posts: 3,027 Member
    Nope I lost all my weight just thinking about it. :noway: Let me know when you get off that box & show the world your new discovery.



    If you can't tell I'm being sarcastic. :yawn:
  • _lyndseybrooke_
    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
    So in. P.S. You're reeeeeeeally pretty!
    Looks like it werked for you

    Oh hai cutie :love:

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  • knitapeace
    knitapeace Posts: 1,013 Member
    I'm not in until you knock off ONE FULL PAYMENT.
  • LucasEVille
    LucasEVille Posts: 567 Member
    Your sales pitch is missing two things....


    TOXINS!!!!!!!!!!!! THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL TOXINS!


    And super special clensing brown rice.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    But...But...But...what about the "toxins"???? Won't somebody think of the "toxins"???

    Exactly my concern, as well. As you know, toxins ONLY come from science (since Mother Nature never makes toxins, cuz natural = safe, like raspberry ketones and green coffee extracts). And I don't mean to alarm anyone, but there's a whole branch of science called "food science." Ergo, all food makes toxins, and only magic can cleanse us from toxins, since it's not science.

    A proper cleanse must NEVER contain food ('cuz, food SCIENCE = toxins), so only cleanse with a program consisting of water infused with twigs and grass and unicorn farts. Watch the magic as pounds just melt away. You'll thank me later.


    ETA: Funny, this tab in my browser truncates the title to "Has anyone tried this meth..." No. No I have not. Do tell me more. Unless it was made with science. Then don't.
  • LucasEVille
    LucasEVille Posts: 567 Member
    ETA: Funny, this tab in my browser truncates the title to "Has anyone tried this meth..." No. No I have not. Do tell me more. Unless it was made with science. Then don't.

    It must be organic meth unless you are planning a clense straight after.
  • steveocy1
    steveocy1 Posts: 19 Member
    ETA: Funny, this tab in my browser truncates the title to "Has anyone tried this meth..." No. No I have not. Do tell me more. Unless it was made with science. Then don't.

    It must be organic meth unless you are planning a clense straight after.

    Meth...now 100% gluten free!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    meh...I just don't see this working without a good cleanse....
  • LianaG1115
    LianaG1115 Posts: 453 Member
    *stomps feet and pouts* BUT IT TAKES TOO LONG...whine, whine:grumble: ...And I want it off TONIGHT!! :angry:
  • Matiara
    Matiara Posts: 377 Member
    This works.

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    truth.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    ETA: Funny, this tab in my browser truncates the title to "Has anyone tried this meth..." No. No I have not. Do tell me more. Unless it was made with science. Then don't.

    It must be organic meth unless you are planning a clense straight after.

    Meth...now 100% gluten free!

    Well, if it's organic and gluten free, then yes. Could I use this for my cleanse, then?
  • krawhitham
    krawhitham Posts: 831 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Best MFP post of the week!

    :flowerforyou:
  • LucasEVille
    LucasEVille Posts: 567 Member
    [edit] wrong thread, delete if you wish mods.
  • bobbyguns
    bobbyguns Posts: 33
    But wait....No video? How bout my "Abominator 3000" for only $29.99 if I act now? I can't do it on only 7 minutes per day? Fugghedaboudit!
  • DecemberPsalm
    DecemberPsalm Posts: 97 Member
    I LOVE THIS!!!!! Totally made my day.
    ...I'm a bit concerned that it'll make me bulky, though.

  • DecemberPsalm
    DecemberPsalm Posts: 97 Member
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    Success!

    Nice tank and all, but THAT DRESSSSSSS! *drools* Amazing weight loss, wow...just wow!!

    P.S. Isn't it annoying when people quote pictures??? Haha, sorry!
  • Sharon_C
    Sharon_C Posts: 2,132 Member
    No, no, no, no, NO! There is a magic pill out there somewhere. Just wait, I'm sure Dr. Oz will tell us about it next week.
  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    I need to lose 40 lbs for my super awesome birthday in August. This can be done, right? Just a lot of cardio, a cleanse and I'm done, right? That deficit thing sounds like a hassle.
  • navygrrl
    navygrrl Posts: 517 Member
    I'm suspicious of this method. Why are there no shakes or cleanses? How will I lose the weight without them?
  • eels4peels
    eels4peels Posts: 229 Member
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    Nice tank and all, but THAT DRESSSSSSS! *drools* Amazing weight loss, wow...just wow!!

    P.S. Isn't it annoying when people quote pictures??? Haha, sorry!
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    Oh this dress is still with me too! The only clothing I kept. It will be altered and I will wear it again! Thanks!
  • malibu927
    malibu927 Posts: 17,562 Member
    Hmmmm, sounds too good to be true :/

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