Creepiest list of "Real couple habits" ever...?

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  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
    Some of these are a little creepy. The toothbrush one freaked me out, if I even saw my husband touching it...I think I would yell "don't you dare use that, what the hell are you thinking" poor guy would be hollered at while trying to be nice. Thankfully my hubby knows better. The laying in bed and just talk one had me laughing, in the picture....if my husband and I were laying like that and all I wanted to do was talk, hell he might be looking up attorneys in the morning. Talking is good, but naked time is precious when you have kids and work.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Maybe I've been single for too long but...igloo? WTF?

    No no... You are perfectly sane and in the loop on the "WTF" reply to that one.
  • UpEarly
    UpEarly Posts: 2,555 Member
    Igloos and toothbrush prep seem odd. But I found the rest of the list pretty normal - at least it is for me. I've been happily married for 17 years and many items listed are second-nature in my relationship (especially the ones that have to do with spending quality time together and being considerate/thoughtful.)
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I'm never getting married. Also, why was there nothing about agreeing to destroy your SO's brain in the event of a zombie apocalypse? I feel like that's important.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    #7. Touch my toothbrush, and I'll style my armpits with yours.
    #8. "Igloo time?" She's not falling for another Dutch Oven, I've tried...
    #11. Oh, because wives absolutely love to find hidden women's clothing in the house.


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  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    I think I threw up a little when I read about the igloo.
    #12 would be cute. But for the most part wow.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    *Edited to self-censor my *kitten*. /sigh. I hate it when she talks without permission.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Maybe I've been single for too long but...igloo? WTF?

    No no... You are perfectly sane and in the loop on the "WTF" reply to that one.

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  • _Terrapin_
    _Terrapin_ Posts: 4,301 Member
    #22 about 2 hours Saturday; 35 minutes this AM sort of. . .

    #1 Who the hell has time for that?
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Barf.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    Seems like a lot of these are about anticipating your partners needs...and then take it to a creepy level. . Reminds me of that guy in that Stephen King story , "I know what you need."
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    Does a Dutch Oven count for #8?
    I know a girl whose bf dutch ovened her....she puked on him. I would have punched him.
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