I was feeling down about my weight loss, until....

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  • gambitsgurl
    gambitsgurl Posts: 632 Member
    I've almost lost a 2 year old. To bad mine are 9 & 11. Will have to work harder to lose them.
  • halobender
    halobender Posts: 780 Member
    I've lost half of the world's largest ball of tape. That's interesting.
    2 month old horse thats more depressing then the penis
    You think you're depressed about the penis, try talking to the female elephant.
  • LareishaH
    LareishaH Posts: 205 Member
    I have lost an average 2 year old. WOW :love:
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Since i started here on Sept. 1st, i've lost between a bald eagle and 10 dozen eggs. Over all, i've lost between a microwave oven and a human leg. I hope to lose an elephant penis (that's what she said) plus a Chihuahua:blushing: .
  • jilli814
    jilli814 Posts: 33 Member
    I am going to have to keep this....so it can pick me up on those rough days
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    LOL!! Best one yet!! I have lost a leg.
  • AshleyBananas
    AshleyBananas Posts: 62
    I've finally kicked my bald eagle!! Yes Yes!!!

    This made me laugh. Thanks for sharing!
  • mtaylor33557
    mtaylor33557 Posts: 542 Member
    I've lost a cinder block and a guinea pig.

    Or, as I noticed recently.. one of those huge "double box" cases of Cat Litter.. those things are massive, and I've lost that weight from my body! Woo Hoo!
  • happythermia
    happythermia Posts: 374
    LOL this is awesome!
  • valerie521
    valerie521 Posts: 140 Member
    yes -- very FUN way of looking at this

    So far, I too have lost a bald eagle and still would like to loose the amount
    of cheese an american eats in a year

    ... just for the record, I dont eat that much cheese but I probably drink 30 pounds of wine on some
    weekends LOL LOL

    ok, I used to :)
  • NWCountryGal
    NWCountryGal Posts: 1,992 Member
    Holy Moses!! No wonder elephants mate for life:noway:
    I was feeling kind of weird/down about my weight loss. A lot of people's tickers said over 20 pounds lost or something equally if not more amazing. And I felt like my weight was coming off so S.L.O.W.L.Y.... But I found this list and it made me feel better! Maybe it can help others too! I have lost 12 pounds! Or a Bald Eagle. I was pretty happy with that.

    Post what your weight loss equals!

    Check out 60 pounds, I thought it was funny.

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average house cat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephants heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephants penis
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony
  • LivvyLinde
    LivvyLinde Posts: 82
    I've lost a chihuahua!!! :P
  • vkruithof
    vkruithof Posts: 227 Member
    OHMIGOSH! I love this! Thank you! I'm somewhere between the tire and the pile of a years worth of a persons consumption of pizza! That really puts it into perspective. However, I don't think they've seen just HOW much I LOVE PIZZA! Hence, why I still need to lose 40-60#!

    Smile, it's infectious!

    Thank you for sharing!
  • jmoralesx5
    jmoralesx5 Posts: 128 Member
    a cinder block!
  • valerie521
    valerie521 Posts: 140 Member
    I've almost lost a 2 year old. To bad mine are 9 & 11. Will have to work harder to lose them.

    I laughed OUT LOUD at this one !!! very funny
  • CrazyGraciegirl
    CrazyGraciegirl Posts: 227
    an average two year old or the amount of cheese my sister eats in a year. wow, that really puts it in perspective. Thank you for sharing!
    lol I need to lose about 10 dozen large eggs. :O
  • valerie521
    valerie521 Posts: 140 Member
    60 pounds = an elephants penis


    Really ?? WOW --- I WANNA SEE !!
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    So, I've nearly lost a human leg (thankfully, just the weight, not the item...), and I have an elephant's heart left to go!

    This is fabulous! Weight loss is much more fun when you think of it this way!
  • Mistyblu08
    Mistyblu08 Posts: 580 Member
    I lost a Chihuahua
    :laugh:
    thats a great list!!! thank you for sharing!
  • Mistyblu08
    Mistyblu08 Posts: 580 Member
    60 pounds = an elephants penis


    Really ?? WOW --- I WANNA SEE !!

    HOLY WOW lmbo i never knew they got that big
  • AnneC77
    AnneC77 Posts: 284
    I don't think you should be down about losing 12lbs that is enormous. Congratulations x Oh and I seem to lose weight slowly too, just be happy it is going in the right direction and enjoy the journey, good luck! x
  • MissJenova
    MissJenova Posts: 258
    Convenient that I need to lose a Chihuahua. I own a Chihuahua! I guess she's gettin the boot. :tongue:
  • TXHunny84
    TXHunny84 Posts: 503 Member
    So far Ive lost a human head but still need to lose an elephants penis lol.

    Bahahahahahaha That's hilarious!:laugh:
  • TXHunny84
    TXHunny84 Posts: 503 Member
    I'm happy to say I've lost the average two year old! LOL Or 25 guinea pigs! bahahahaha!!
  • healthyCAL
    healthyCAL Posts: 41 Member
    yea! I've lost a house cat!
  • znkmommy
    znkmommy Posts: 49 Member
    I have lost a tire but I still need to loose a newborn calf LOL
  • shae68143
    shae68143 Posts: 422 Member
    So far I've lost a brain, perhaps my own, but thank you so much for the mid-day laugh!!!
  • tara12riley
    tara12riley Posts: 22
    I/ve lost a bald eagle too! and mine comes off slow also, but it's working! I have lost 12 pounds, I just need to do my check in sorry it says 11 right now
  • _Tara_R
    _Tara_R Posts: 688 Member
    I'm very close to 10 dozen large eggs!!
  • rach7turtle
    rach7turtle Posts: 47 Member
    I have lost a sperm whales brain and a guinea pig....and I still need to lose the amount of chemical additives an American consumes each year
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