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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I don't know how to jump rope.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    My cat just puked up a hairball.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Cauliflower cobbler may not sound delicious, but it will keep you regular!
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    Does calories in < calories out really work?
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Lose? I thought it was "loose."
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I should really shave my legs more often, or more accurately, but my leg hair is very thin and suprisingly blonde and it seems to bend instead of get cut off. I've even tried waxing. But since it is blonde you can't really see it unless I'm in the sun.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Apples and coffee make me poop.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    Cauliflower cobbler may not sound delicious, but it will keep you regular!

    Please PM me the recipe!
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    I need a healthy substitute for green beans.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    I have pooped twice today.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Does calories in < calories out really work?

    No. You must avoid all chemicals, including that pesky Di-hydrogen monoxide.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    That alligator ate yogurt in the typewriter tree.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Science makes it possible.

    the_more_you_know.jpg
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I have pooped twice today.

    Was it firm or loose?
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
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  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I really wish I had a magic potion that would make elephants sprout shiny pink wings.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Cauliflower cobbler may not sound delicious, but it will keep you regular!

    Please PM me the recipe!

    PMs will only include info about shakeology, herbalife, or Advocare products.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I have pooped twice today.

    Was it firm or loose?

    I just ate some expired yogurt. I'm pretty sure there's a *kitten* storm headed my way.
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Can I get a quiche?
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    I really wish I had a magic potion that would make elephants sprout shiny pink wings.

    I'm sure there's a GMO for that.
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Does anyone know how to noodle a catfish?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Now I want a magic potion to make elephants sprout pink hair too...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Can I get a quiche?

    I want one too!
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    I really wish I had a magic potion that would make elephants sprout shiny pink wings.


    I really wish that I had an elephant with shiny pink wings that could make potions.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    omnomnmnom.gif

    My 4 year old just threatened me with violence when I tried to navigate away from the bunny.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    I just received noodz from a creeper. I was less than impressed with the length, and girth of said junk.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    I miss smoking... there is nothing like that post first cigarrette and coffee poop...
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Does anyone know how to noodle a catfish?

    Actually...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Does anyone know how to noodle a catfish?

    I've actually done this, it's weird. And kinda gross.

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