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  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
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    6
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
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    Does anyone know how to noodle a catfish?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Now I want a magic potion to make elephants sprout pink hair too...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Can I get a quiche?

    I want one too!
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    I really wish I had a magic potion that would make elephants sprout shiny pink wings.


    I really wish that I had an elephant with shiny pink wings that could make potions.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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    omnomnmnom.gif

    My 4 year old just threatened me with violence when I tried to navigate away from the bunny.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    I just received noodz from a creeper. I was less than impressed with the length, and girth of said junk.
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
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    I miss smoking... there is nothing like that post first cigarrette and coffee poop...
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
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    Does anyone know how to noodle a catfish?

    Actually...
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
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    Does anyone know how to noodle a catfish?

    I've actually done this, it's weird. And kinda gross.
  • KinoM
    KinoM Posts: 359 Member
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    Where are all the gifs?
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,723 Member
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    I have pooped twice today.

    Was it firm or loose?

    Loose? I wish it was loose. What's the term for watery?
  • Valqis
    Valqis Posts: 1,016 Member
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    Can I get a quiche?
    no, but you may can get a quickie! :P
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    20
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    I miss smoking... there is nothing like that post first cigarrette and coffee poop...

    Oh it is heavenly. It's like your whole tract is lubed up and it's just so... easy and refreshing.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
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    Does anyone know how to noodle a catfish?

    Are we talking noodle or canoodle? Cause I think canoodling with them is still illegal.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    Odus - double digits (you saucy minx :bigsmile: )
    JPunky - Innocent and sweet....6
    OregonZoo - can count on both hands still
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    5
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
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    I have a purple unicorn locked in my basement.:flowerforyou:
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    I can pick up a roll of quarters with my toes.

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