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What made you laugh today

MaryJane_8810002
MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
edited February 25 in Chit-Chat
This had me chuckling during my lunch break.

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  • TheNewPriceIsLoading
    TheNewPriceIsLoading Posts: 2,135 Member
    Seeing your username pop up on the Chit-Chat forum made me chuckle.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    The old person who fell down in front of my desk this morning had me laughing for hours.
  • SimplyAprille
    SimplyAprille Posts: 30
    my coworker has been making weird noises as people walk by all day...their reactions are hilarious
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Read this is a magazine article about regional humor: Boston - two fish walk into a bar and the first fish says "I'll have an H2O." The second fish says "I'll have an H2O, too!" and the second fish died.
  • CoveOps
    CoveOps Posts: 100
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1337171-mfp-catfish-list
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    Feck all
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    When my dad and I were getting a slice of pizza at lunch, I heard a little girl who had to be under the age of 10 say, "I notice I don't have as much tolerance for extreme pain as I used to".

    Cracked me up.
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    The 5 bite diet threads
  • trophywife24
    trophywife24 Posts: 1,472 Member
    Convo with my just-turned-4 year old at the beach:

    Kid: (pointing to people who are being a**holes and feeding seagulls) Mommy do those people suck?
    Me: Yep. That's sucky to do.
    Kid: Do they suck butt or just suck?
    Me: Total butt.
    Kid: Butt sucker seagull feeders.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    _dracarys_
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    An episode of the Bad Girls Club
  • Hornsby
    Hornsby Posts: 10,322 Member
    A thread about a 5 bite diet.
  • kimothy38
    kimothy38 Posts: 840 Member
    9 yo DD says to 5 yo DS 'You're so dumb, I bet you don't even know what half of 50 is!'.
    I said 'that's not nice to say, you didn't know the answer when you were 5 either'.
    DD ignored me and continued, very sarcastically, Well tThe answer is 23!'.
    I laughed so hard, then DS joined in, and DD got extremely angry.

    I giggled all day about that one. If you're going to mean and nasty, get your facts right.
  • kimothy38
    kimothy38 Posts: 840 Member
    A thread about a 5 bite diet.
    I wasn't going to read that thread because it just seemed too stupid but then I read your comment and I just had to read it then. You're right, it really does make you laugh.
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    I saw the Turn down for what boat fail.
  • Leggylass
    Leggylass Posts: 215
    I typed in google search 'find chuck noris' and clicked on i'm feeling lucky.. try it ! It made me giggle :bigsmile:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    My July 4th Summary.

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  • Tigermum9
    Tigermum9 Posts: 546 Member
    woman in the kfc queue telling her friend how pleased she is at losing 1/2 pound this week at her slimming club, then ordering 3 pieces of chicken, 2 hot wings and a DIET COKE.

    '
  • spiritfire13
    spiritfire13 Posts: 185 Member
    Conan O'Brien always makes me laugh:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymeseAJqKAE
  • Tigermum9
    Tigermum9 Posts: 546 Member
    A thread about a 5 bite diet.
    I wasn't going to read that thread because it just seemed too stupid but then I read your comment and I just had to read it then. You're right, it really does make you laugh.

    This too, it got me thinking how many krispy kreme donuts could I eat in 10 gobfulls for the day
  • suzieqcookie
    suzieqcookie Posts: 314 Member
    this thread by far made me laugh more than anything! Thanks, i needed it :drinker: :flowerforyou:
  • 257_Lag
    257_Lag Posts: 1,249 Member
    I saw a guy with a total "comb up". He had a band of visible skin from ear to ear around his skull. Hair below and above this band, the rest was all combed up and was so thick with gel it looked like plastic.

    Poor guy, probably wearing it like this for years.
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
    Beat me to it.
    The 5 bite diet threads
  • 20Grit
    20Grit Posts: 752 Member
    Beat me to it.
    The 5 bite diet threads


    this because now I want to know how ridiculous it is.
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    The stop pming my boyfriend scitzo chick message pmsl
  • Tigermum9
    Tigermum9 Posts: 546 Member
    The stop pming my boyfriend scitzo chick message pmsl

    Your kidding, seriously?
  • R_Calvillo
    R_Calvillo Posts: 177 Member
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  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    The stop pming my boyfriend scitzo chick message pmsl

    Your kidding, seriously?

    Seriously I was laughing my *kitten* off
  • MaryJane_8810002
    MaryJane_8810002 Posts: 2,082 Member
    now I have to see this five bite thread now!
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    My July 4th Summary.

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    This post.
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