David Sedaris on Fitbit

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This was in this week's New Yorker: http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2014/06/30/140630fa_fact_sedaris?currentPage=all Parts of it are LOL. I use a pedometer myself and got obssessive doing 3+ mile walks. I never saw a cow giving birth, but did take to counting all the rabbits (some mating -- yeah, "quick like a bunny" means what it says) I saw in the neighbors' yards, watching a groundhog evade a have-a-heart trap, and observing how many other walkers had dogs and were carrying bags of doo-doo.