new tactful way of saying someone is attractive...

_John_

Can we just use PILF? Because technically that's what we mean anyway when we say or are asked if someone else is attractive. This way, instead of restrictions for "MILF" you get to include people of (most) all ages, genders, and orientations. Also, it would cut down on all the silly derivatives of MILF.

P=person

Who's with me?

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Galatea_Stone

but what if you want to screw a donkey in one of those shows in Tijuana?

Then the P stands for pony?

sassyrayofsunshine

can the "P" stand for anything else??? bc that might get my attention.

PRMinx

I'll give it a shot. I'm getting less than positive reactions to my standard, "What's up with that *kitten*?"

Don't you mean "dat azz"?

RavenLibra

SAD...just very sad

sheenarama

That'd also work for Pat

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PRMinx

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

_John_

can the "P" stand for anything else??? bc that might get my attention.

AILF just gets awkward...and also still discriminates against plants, fungi, protozoans, eukaryotic bacteria and archaebacteria

MrsK20141004

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

MismatchedAlmonds

but what if you want to screw a donkey in one of those shows in Tijuana?

Then the P stands for pony?

Win. All the win.

miss_jessiejane

I this is an excellent idea.

QuiznatoddBidness

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

Don't forget GILF.

sassyrayofsunshine

can the "P" stand for anything else??? bc that might get my attention.

AILF just gets awkward...and also still discriminates against plants, fungi, protozoans, eukaryotic bacteria and archaebacteria

I was thinking more along the lines of "P" referring to something else.

PRMinx

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

Aliciaaah

So much variety here...

So many P's.

So many F's.

My go-to "Pecs I'd like to Fondle"

MityMax96

I'll give it a shot. I'm getting less than positive reactions to my standard, "What's up with that *kitten*?"

:laugh: :laugh:

Totally need to try that one

MityMax96

So much variety here...

So many P's.

So many F's.

My go-to "Pecs I'd like to Fondle"

Galatea_Stone

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

Good, because I was worried it was going to get awkward and a little uncomfortable in here.

_John_

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

that's a panther...PILF still works

sassyrayofsunshine

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

Good, because I was worried it was going to get awkward and a little uncomfortable in here.

lol, but it looks so cuddly

PRMinx

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

that's a panther...PILF still works

Hrm. I thought they were kind of the same.

In other news, I accidentally stumbled on a cougar dating site.

Galatea_Stone

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

that's a panther...PILF still works

Hrm. I thought they were kind of the same.

In other news, I accidentally stumbled on a cougar dating site.

"accidentally stumbled..." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Aliciaaah

I can't say that any of the times I've stumbled onto a cougar dating site that it has ever been an accident.

MityMax96

And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

Good, because I was worried it was going to get awkward and a little uncomfortable in here.

lol, but it looks so cuddly

Whatever, I think you would shoot it.

QuietBloom

So, my big question is, what does 'ILF' stand for? If I knew that, maybe I could figure out the rest...

MityMax96

So, my big question is, what does 'ILF' stand for? If I knew that, maybe I could figure out the rest...

"I'd like to F***"

tristan299

how about, marks out of 2, I'd give them 1. Think about it.

HerbertNenenger

All this PILF, DILF and MILF talk - blech. I'm so old school, I get turned on if someone actually spends the time and energy to stimulate me intellectually as opposed to sexually. So. very. old.