Can you tell me what this is?

EmpireBusiness

An advertisement told me not to eat this, but I don't know what it is.

I am torn between albino grape and fecal onion.

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EmpireBusiness

It's a bag
It's a bag
It's a bag
Yes, it's a bag

It's a pen
It's a pen
It's a pen
Yes, it's a pen

It's a ball,
It's a ball,
It's a ball,
Yes, it's a ball

It's a clock,
It's a clock,
It's a clock,
Yes, it's a clock

NASA always had it out for clocks.

jnichel

I don't know what it is, but I want a whole bushel of them to give out on Halloween.

civilizedworm

Looks like a pickled cocktail onion.

melaniecheeks

I think it's a lychee. And yes, I stuffed a cranberry in some of these last Hallowe'en.

littlefoot612

I got that ad too but when I clicked on it I ended up on a site that really really wanted to sell me Viagra.

TavistockToad

I also vote lychee

EmpireBusiness

Before today, I did not know lychee existed.



looks like you two are right.

I guess now that I know it exists, I shall avoid it.

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Alatariel75

I agree, it looks like a lychee.There's one of those ads that looks like someone just hoiked a bloody loogie in their hand and took a photo.

BerryH

Lychees are delicious. They have evolved to disguise themselves as eyeballs and bogies to deter natural predators.

phinphanbill26

Whatever it is, I don't think I'd eat it, regardless of what anybody says.

kinkyslinky16

Before today, I did not know lychee existed.



looks like you two are right.

I guess now that I know it exists, I shall avoid it.

Wow, this is a really popular fruit. If you weren't such a prude and hated sushi or sushi related things, you may have known what this is. Disappointed. :indifferent:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

EmpireBusiness

Before today, I did not know lychee existed.



looks like you two are right.

I guess now that I know it exists, I shall avoid it.

Wow, this is a really popular fruit. If you weren't such a prude and hated sushi or sushi related things, you may have known what this is. Disappointed. :indifferent:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

If you were a tolerable friend and read my diary, you'd know I just had day old grocery store sushi for breakfast.
this fruit was NOWHERE IN THE COOLER!

_Tink_

It's an eyeball, but someone has clearly already eaten the iris. I hear it's a delicacy.

George_Baileys_Ghost

bull testicle/lychee

tomato/tomahto

kinkyslinky16

If you were a tolerable friend and read my diary, you'd know I just had day old grocery story sushi for breakfast.
this fruit was NOWHERE IN THE COOLER!

Did you!? Gross!

kittykat11111

I don't think I needed the warning not to eat it! I would have to be pretty drunk to even think about it!

Jennkies

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

EmpireBusiness

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Jennkies

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Exactly why I said IF

No_Finish_Line

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Exactly why I said IF

if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

EmpireBusiness

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Exactly why I said IF

if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

Jennkies

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Exactly why I said IF

if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

BlueBombers

It's a lychee fruit....those things are yummy.

EmpireBusiness

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Exactly why I said IF

if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

And to avoid killing other people's brains.

Goillini87

lychees are an asian fruit... in it's nature state (with red rind), it has a large pit, the flesh is soft and juicy. You can also purchase them canned but usually in heavy syrup.

Jennkies

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Exactly why I said IF

if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

And to avoid killing other people's brains.

I don't care so much about what happens to other peoples' brains, though.

EmpireBusiness

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Exactly why I said IF

if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

And to avoid killing other people's brains.

I don't care so much about what happens to other peoples' brains, though.

I'm so putting a zombie egg in your protein shake.

Jennkies

Zombie eggs.. if zombies laid eggs.

Everyone knows zombies are mammals.

Exactly why I said IF

if the zombies are caused by an infection then movies have shown us that it can cross species.... though i haven't seen anything other then a zombie mammal, i for one believe its possible

In Resident Evil, birds caught it.
In Dawn of The Dead, pregnant mothers could have zombie babies.

Combined, if infected at the right time, a bird could lay zombie eggs.

Interesting! Well, now I know to avoid eating them if I'm trying to avoid eating things that kill my brain.

And to avoid killing other people's brains.

I don't care so much about what happens to other peoples' brains, though.

I'm so putting a zombie egg in your protein shake.

I'm sooooo coming after you first