Not loosing weight:( help

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  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    Again case proven again

    What case? Seriously, please tell me what case you've proven? Nothing you say makes any sense.
    If I was a person seeking body composition change for the better I would want to know what isnt fufilling your metabolism right off the bat.

    My metabolism is just fine.
    If you have the time to convince yourself that you are eating right.. thats back words.Thats like saying I will keep taking the drivers test knowing you can pass the drivers test..and drive the car.

    You know how to turn the steering wheel and keep the car on the road... but that does not mean you can drive a car or metabolism.

    I don't have to convince myself, I know that I'm eating right.
    You go to a tactical school to improve at being behind the wheel. You dont keep writing down and taking the same drivers test day after day believing you are some how getting better by driving the car and by writing down all the turns you made doing it.

    Because it just isnt so...:noway:

    lolwut?
    You find a speedway and /or a coach that teaches you how to go beyond holding the steering wheel..Your way simply steers the car. with oh by the way I made a right when it should of been a left..Oh shucks my bad I messed up I will just hang a louie in the middle of traffic..and write that down too

    Again, lolwut?
    Thank you sweet jesus.

    Not sure what Jesus you're thanking, I've never seen life force written in the bible.
    Writing every detail in a food diary every turn you make is hind sight to what you need to be doing going forward.
    I can care less what you ate yesterday..I want to know how you are going to avoid the food hurdles the next 30 days..what can you plan now to avaoid the problem the next time...

    Thats why a food energy plan makes more since

    Here's the thing, you don't need to avoid any food to lose weight. OMG shocking I know!!!
    you do it once.. if you eat like crap.. reord the crap.. ake a few adjustment fro tomorrow that are realistic and doable

    Eating what I want, making it fit into my daily goal and my macros is realistic and doable.
    Move on.. With a food energy nplan can you achieve 100% or will it be 90% sticking to it or in the case of the diary where 50% are simply hanging a louie every time or getting stuck in a ditch..

    How much is that gonna cost me???
    You need to know whats going on internally ahead of time with your hormones day one

    My hormones are just fine.
    And Disney..who i have worked with in the past is not going give a flying Frozen that I used the image as long as I dont use it for Profit..

    I'm going to guess you get paid for your "speaking gigs". Therefore using their image without their permission in gigs you get paid for would be using them for profit.
    Disney wins if I use the graphic for humanitarian things like showing off the fact that you dont want a different opinion that deal with facts to see the light of day.

    Wtf are you even talking about?
    You can use calories..but what not use something even more effective.. you don't need an outdated, out moded, medically biased scientific study that does nt really solve anything misinterpretation of how metabolism works with hormones to guide discipline, motivation, free will, exercise inducing behavior..will power, achievement, success.

    I will choose and use science every single time over the bs you're trying to sell.
    If you have that kind of the time to scribe your possible misadventures of eating to feel good about whats in your mouth.. then why not use that same time to give you your offspring or a complete stranger a lifetime of life force..

    Misadventures of eating? What in the heck does that even mean...and now you're wanting to give me your life force for offspring thanks, but I will most definitely pass...
    It will bring by far greater rewards.. and you will be in shape much faster doing so..

    Mystical forces, not believing in science, yeah, that's not going to get me anywhere...
    My name is Dances with Wow

    I am able to verify validate and authenticate for free..that what I put forth defeats the existing fitness documenting model both in purpose and in prowess.

    ..Life force is always scary for those who exist frozen by the fact that two metabolic languages can indeed be better than one that cannot adjust to a new or more evolved freedom enjoyed way of thinking

    Dances with Wow? What kind of name is that? I'm genuinely curious. Because doing a google image search it came up with a completely different name. Which just goes to show you are full of it.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Someone put it in a cage so we can study it more carefully. I'm fascinated.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    Someone put it in a cage so we can study it more carefully. I'm fascinated.

    Or find out what someone slipped him?

    dragons-cat.jpg
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Hello,

    My name is SonicDeathMonkey and I see you have a problem.

    When trying to lose weight, you must weigh your foods and eat at a calorie deficit.

    An indomitable battering of protein should do the trick.

    And use the Force that is within you to log all foods accurately.

    Take cautious strides not to over-count your exercise.

    I am SonicDeathMonkey, and your wish is granted.


    Truth!

    the-force-unleashed-3.jpg?w=640

    this is Awesome....

    I love this..

    I wish i had a business website to rope some one in.. This demonstrates my point exactly..

    Those who are using the basic calorie counting teter totter and possess contained discipline ..Thank goodness your lipolytic enzymes cooperate with recording, counting food deficits and having unleashed barbarian at the gate egos..

    GREAT..

    Regretably.. the hard pill to swallow..is you can only back your way up by telling some else how hard they have to work.. by using weakness in the end user to convey that you are some how stromg and smart.

    The human spirit is strong in guile but weak when it comes dealing with new ways of achieving better.

    I am on this forum not to rope a thing.. I am already well past working 9 to 5 hoping that some day my twilight years will be healthy..and full of comfort and joy..

    I created my own prosperity and earned through fitness what others can only dream of..

    I am here on this forum to complete my work to stare the status quo right in the face an know that..the existing system was from the beginning il conceived, il defined and is not contemporary enough for todays lifestyles..

    No body ahs the time or the extra anything to sit around counting every thing put into there mouth hoping for transformation or becoming a slave to the process. The evolution of calories in has not evolved with how humans really work emotionally, how metabolic hormones really work - this is where the counting crowd really screws up - they want to play GOD by thinking if you just count what you eat.. yeah right.., discipline is either contained or uncontained.. its doesnt just get broken in a like a wild mustang.


    each of use has a different hierarchy of need calorie counting simply cannot tap. .

    Discipline is not a universal trait.. and the egg heads telling people who are in search of it much less those who do care about fitness one stitch, to just stick with it, are simply so in love with themselves they are out just of touch with reality..

    So thank you.

    I have a message.. and the more the resistance to the obvious.. The stronger I am able to become - thats life force my friend..
    I love his graphic..

    can I use it.in my speaking gigs..?

    it speaks volumes about what needs to be heard..
    Two systems to fight unwanted body fat..the one that fails most people doesnt wnat to even consider that theirs cannot stand up to all scrutiny.

    Love it..

    Fairly certain Disney will sue you if you try to use that in your "speaking gigs".

    Not sure where you get all your information but it's actually pretty easy for people to log what they eat. I do it practically every day. Doesn't take long and I log every single thing I eat. I am not a slave to the process, I want to know what I am eating.

    Gotcha..

    Again case proven again
    If I was a person seeking body composition change for the better I would want to know what isnt fufilling your metabolism right off the bat.

    If you have the time to convince yourself that you are eating right.. thats back words.Thats like saying I will keep taking the drivers test knowing you can pass the drivers test..and drive the car.

    You know how to turn the steering wheel and keep the car on the road... but that does not mean you can drive a car or metabolism.

    You go to a tactical school to improve at being behind the wheel. You dont keep writing down and taking the same drivers test day after day believing you are some how getting better by driving the car and by writing down all the turns you made doing it.

    Because it just isnt so...:noway:

    You find a speedway and /or a coach that teaches you how to go beyond holding the steering wheel..Your way simply steers the car. with oh by the way I made a right when it should of been a left..Oh shucks my bad I messed up I will just hang a louie in the middle of traffic..and write that down too

    Thank you sweet jesus.

    Writing every detail in a food diary every turn you make is hind sight to what you need to be doing going forward.
    I can care less what you ate yesterday..I want to know how you are going to avoid the food hurdles the next 30 days..what can you plan now to avaoid the problem the next time...
    Thats why a food energy plan makes more since

    you do it once.. if you eat like crap.. reord the crap.. ake a few adjustment fro tomorrow that are realistic and doable

    Move on.. With a food energy nplan can you achieve 100% or will it be 90% sticking to it or in the case of the diary where 50% are simply hanging a louie every time or getting stuck in a ditch..

    You need to know whats going on internally ahead of time with your hormones day one

    And Disney..who i have worked with in the past is not going give a flying Frozen that I used the image as long as I dont use it for Profit..

    Disney wins if I use the graphic for humanitarian things like showing off the fact that you dont want a different opinion that deal with facts to see the light of day.

    You can use calories..but what not use something even more effective.. you don't need an outdated, out moded, medically biased scientific study that does nt really solve anything misinterpretation of how metabolism works with hormones to guide discipline, motivation, free will, exercise inducing behavior..will power, achievement, success.

    If you have that kind of the time to scribe your possible misadventures of eating to feel good about whats in your mouth.. then why not use that same time to give you your offspring or a complete stranger a lifetime of life force..


    It will bring by far greater rewards.. and you will be in shape much faster doing so..


    My name is Dances with Wow

    I am able to verify validate and authenticate for free..that what I put forth defeats the existing fitness documenting model both in purpose and in prowess.

    ..Life force is always scary for those who exist frozen by the fact that two metabolic languages can indeed be better than one that cannot adjust to a new or more evolved freedom enjoyed way of thinking

    wait-what-gif.gif

    Mr. Dances with Wow,
    What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    Someone put it in a cage so we can study it more carefully. I'm fascinated.

    Me, as well. At 56, I'm pretty jaded at times. This has peaked my interest.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Dances with Wow? What kind of name is that? I'm genuinely curious. Because doing a google image search it came up with a completely different name. Which just goes to show you are full of it.

    https://plus.google.com/105605774460386235727/posts
    Works at Your-nshape.com
    http://www.sixpackabsolution.org/meet-our-team/

    Figured out what he's selling.
  • LifeWithPie
    LifeWithPie Posts: 552 Member
    Dances with Wow? What kind of name is that? I'm genuinely curious. Because doing a google image search it came up with a completely different name. Which just goes to show you are full of it.

    https://plus.google.com/105605774460386235727/posts
    Works at Your-nshape.com
    http://www.sixpackabsolution.org/meet-our-team/

    Figured out what he's selling.

    Ah ha! I would have guessed a World of Warcraft reference.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    wait...

    ...there's dancing in World of Warcraft?

    :huh:
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Someone put it in a cage so we can study it more carefully. I'm fascinated.

    Or find out what someone slipped him?

    dragons-cat.jpg

    fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-Favimcom-239250_zpsb0f5f973.gif
  • LotusAsh
    LotusAsh Posts: 294 Member
    Hello,

    My name is SonicDeathMonkey and I see you have a problem.

    When trying to lose weight, you must weigh your foods and eat at a calorie deficit.

    An indomitable battering of protein should do the trick.

    And use the Force that is within you to log all foods accurately.

    Take cautious strides not to over-count your exercise.

    I am SonicDeathMonkey, and your wish is granted.


    Truth!

    the-force-unleashed-3.jpg?w=640

    this is Awesome....

    I love this..

    I wish i had a business website to rope some one in.. This demonstrates my point exactly..

    Those who are using the basic calorie counting teter totter and possess contained discipline ..Thank goodness your lipolytic enzymes cooperate with recording, counting food deficits and having unleashed barbarian at the gate egos..

    GREAT..

    Regretably.. the hard pill to swallow..is you can only back your way up by telling some else how hard they have to work.. by using weakness in the end user to convey that you are some how stromg and smart.

    The human spirit is strong in guile but weak when it comes dealing with new ways of achieving better.

    I am on this forum not to rope a thing.. I am already well past working 9 to 5 hoping that some day my twilight years will be healthy..and full of comfort and joy..

    I created my own prosperity and earned through fitness what others can only dream of..

    I am here on this forum to complete my work to stare the status quo right in the face an know that..the existing system was from the beginning il conceived, il defined and is not contemporary enough for todays lifestyles..

    No body ahs the time or the extra anything to sit around counting every thing put into there mouth hoping for transformation or becoming a slave to the process. The evolution of calories in has not evolved with how humans really work emotionally, how metabolic hormones really work - this is where the counting crowd really screws up - they want to play GOD by thinking if you just count what you eat.. yeah right.., discipline is either contained or uncontained.. its doesnt just get broken in a like a wild mustang.


    each of use has a different hierarchy of need calorie counting simply cannot tap. .

    Discipline is not a universal trait.. and the egg heads telling people who are in search of it much less those who do care about fitness one stitch, to just stick with it, are simply so in love with themselves they are out just of touch with reality..

    So thank you.

    I have a message.. and the more the resistance to the obvious.. The stronger I am able to become - thats life force my friend..
    I love his graphic..

    can I use it.in my speaking gigs..?

    it speaks volumes about what needs to be heard..
    Two systems to fight unwanted body fat..the one that fails most people doesnt wnat to even consider that theirs cannot stand up to all scrutiny.

    Love it..

    Fairly certain Disney will sue you if you try to use that in your "speaking gigs".

    Not sure where you get all your information but it's actually pretty easy for people to log what they eat. I do it practically every day. Doesn't take long and I log every single thing I eat. I am not a slave to the process, I want to know what I am eating.

    Gotcha..

    Again case proven again
    If I was a person seeking body composition change for the better I would want to know what isnt fufilling your metabolism right off the bat.

    If you have the time to convince yourself that you are eating right.. thats back words.Thats like saying I will keep taking the drivers test knowing you can pass the drivers test..and drive the car.

    You know how to turn the steering wheel and keep the car on the road... but that does not mean you can drive a car or metabolism.

    You go to a tactical school to improve at being behind the wheel. You dont keep writing down and taking the same drivers test day after day believing you are some how getting better by driving the car and by writing down all the turns you made doing it.

    Because it just isnt so...:noway:

    You find a speedway and /or a coach that teaches you how to go beyond holding the steering wheel..Your way simply steers the car. with oh by the way I made a right when it should of been a left..Oh shucks my bad I messed up I will just hang a louie in the middle of traffic..and write that down too

    Thank you sweet jesus.

    Writing every detail in a food diary every turn you make is hind sight to what you need to be doing going forward.
    I can care less what you ate yesterday..I want to know how you are going to avoid the food hurdles the next 30 days..what can you plan now to avaoid the problem the next time...
    Thats why a food energy plan makes more since

    you do it once.. if you eat like crap.. reord the crap.. ake a few adjustment fro tomorrow that are realistic and doable

    Move on.. With a food energy nplan can you achieve 100% or will it be 90% sticking to it or in the case of the diary where 50% are simply hanging a louie every time or getting stuck in a ditch..

    You need to know whats going on internally ahead of time with your hormones day one

    And Disney..who i have worked with in the past is not going give a flying Frozen that I used the image as long as I dont use it for Profit..

    Disney wins if I use the graphic for humanitarian things like showing off the fact that you dont want a different opinion that deal with facts to see the light of day.

    You can use calories..but what not use something even more effective.. you don't need an outdated, out moded, medically biased scientific study that does nt really solve anything misinterpretation of how metabolism works with hormones to guide discipline, motivation, free will, exercise inducing behavior..will power, achievement, success.

    If you have that kind of the time to scribe your possible misadventures of eating to feel good about whats in your mouth.. then why not use that same time to give you your offspring or a complete stranger a lifetime of life force..


    It will bring by far greater rewards.. and you will be in shape much faster doing so..


    My name is Dances with Wow

    I am able to verify validate and authenticate for free..that what I put forth defeats the existing fitness documenting model both in purpose and in prowess.

    ..Life force is always scary for those who exist frozen by the fact that two metabolic languages can indeed be better than one that cannot adjust to a new or more evolved freedom enjoyed way of thinking

    wait-what-gif.gif

    Mr. Dances with Wow,
    What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!


    and this wins the thread for the best billy Madison reference
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    Dances with Wow. I am Wind in His Hair.

    wind_in_his_hair.jpg
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    OP, please read the links others have posted and you will be well on your way.

    And ignore Danceswithwow, because for a guy that talks a lot, he sure doesn't say much.

    :flowerforyou:
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    wait...

    ...there's dancing in World of Warcraft?

    :huh:

    There is. And it's hilarious.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Can some one help me find my brain? I seem to have misplaced it after reading this thread....

    ETA: OP, I am so very sorry this has happened to your thread, but you have gotten some very good advice that you will hopefully be able to move forward with!
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    This. Is. AWESOME!

    Thank you Danceswithcow, for making sure I have much entertainment this evening.

    May the Life Force be with you :drinker:
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Dances with Wow. I am Wind in His Hair.

    wind_in_his_hair.jpg

    OMG! LOVE THIS! and yes, I just spewed my dinner on the keyboard.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    Dances with Wow. I am Wind in His Hair.

    wind_in_his_hair.jpg

    giphy.gif
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Dances with Wow? What kind of name is that? I'm genuinely curious. Because doing a google image search it came up with a completely different name. Which just goes to show you are full of it.

    https://plus.google.com/105605774460386235727/posts
    Works at Your-nshape.com
    http://www.sixpackabsolution.org/meet-our-team/

    Figured out what he's selling.

    That computer chick on "Criminal Minds" has nothing on you and your sleuthing abilities!

    DancesWithWow, you can run but you can't hide on the internet.
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Hello,

    My name is SonicDeathMonkey and I see you have a problem.

    When trying to lose weight, you must weigh your foods and eat at a calorie deficit.

    An indomitable battering of protein should do the trick.

    And use the Force that is within you to log all foods accurately.

    Take cautious strides not to over-count your exercise.

    I am SonicDeathMonkey, and your wish is granted.

    :drinker:
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    Yo, Dances with Wow, I got yer battering ram of lifeforce right hurr

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  • tegalicious
    tegalicious Posts: 629
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    I <3 you!!

    OP. Look at the links posted. They are your best resource. And best of luck!!
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    OP - You were given some great advice. Good luck to you :flowerforyou:

    As for DWW.........

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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    I can help with your issue. I have used shakeology for a year...have had great success with it.
    It is a mix of high protein, fiver and 70 super foods...
    Www.beachbodycoah.com/theresaobrian

    There is NO advertising on the forums. Against the TOS.

    Shakeology isn't magic and won't magically make you lose weight (except in your wallet). Go sell your crap somewhere else.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    I can help with your issue. I have used shakeology for a year...have had great success with it.
    It is a mix of high protein, fiver and 70 super foods...
    Www.beachbodycoah.com/theresaobrian

    Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. and did I say nope.

    Way to violate the TOS on your very first post. You might want to get familiar with them.
  • Michelle_Padgett13
    Michelle_Padgett13 Posts: 417 Member
    Can Dances with Whatever be reported for hijacking threads? Every single thread he pops up in, he takes it COMPLETELY off the rails.

    Newbies come into the forums with questions. They are already confused, and then he spouts his non-English essays. I wonder how many people he's driven away from this site? My god, man, YOU'RE MAKING EVERYONE FATTER.
  • _HeartsOnFire_
    _HeartsOnFire_ Posts: 5,304 Member
    I can help with your issue. I have used shakeology for a year...have had great success with it.
    It is a mix of high protein, fiver and 70 super foods...
    Www.beachbodycoah.com/theresaobrian

    There is NO advertising on the forums. Against the TOS.

    Shakeology isn't magic and won't magically make you lose weight (except in your wallet). Go sell your crap somewhere else.
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    I can help with your issue. I have used shakeology for a year...have had great success with it.
    It is a mix of high protein, fiver and 70 super foods...
    Www.beachbodycoah.com/theresaobrian

    Sorry bud. I only do shakes with 75 super foods in them. Anything less is just a rip off.
  • tegalicious
    tegalicious Posts: 629
    I can help with your issue. I have used shakeology for a year...have had great success with it.
    It is a mix of high protein, fiver and 70 super foods...
    Www.beachbodycoah.com/theresaobrian

    There is NO advertising on the forums. Against the TOS.

    Shakeology isn't magic and won't magically make you lose weight (except in your wallet). Go sell your crap somewhere else.

    This! And I prefer my fiber with a b. Not a v.
  • sukiwabi
    sukiwabi Posts: 221 Member
    Someone put it in a cage so we can study it more carefully. I'm fascinated.

    Or find out what someone slipped him?

    dragons-cat.jpg

    :laugh:

    i lol, but something tells me it might be the fact that he *isn't* taking anything is the problem here...