Dear white people...

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  • sansey
    sansey Posts: 113 Member
    Who throws 85 mph curveballs??
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I'll give you a million dollars if you can name the sport in the picture.

    I know what it is, it's not an entertaining sport but I know what it is!!! I would rather watch WNBA than baseball though!

    you get an 85 mph curveball started at your cranium and I bet you'd fold into the fetal position...
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
    I just spit water all over everything. I was thinking this was going to go in a completely different direction.

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
    Who throws 85 mph curveballs??
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I'll give you a million dollars if you can name the sport in the picture.

    I know what it is, it's not an entertaining sport but I know what it is!!! I would rather watch WNBA than baseball though!

    you get an 85 mph curveball started at your cranium and I bet you'd fold into the fetal position...

    no one, I had slider velocity mixed in my head...
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I had a buncha ghosts burn a giant lower case "t" in my yard one time. Freaky stuff...

    All that hate for the alphabet
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
    this guy might have thrown a curveball as high as 85...probably not though.

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    bonus for including Robin Ventura, the only batter to get six consecutive hits off this guy. (and OP related because baseball and white sox, and just an awesome memory of a legend (Ryan, not ventura))
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I don't think he was referring to them looking like ghosts, perhaps a bit too KKK ish.

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  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Damn, I love baseball. So much drama in this game!
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I don't think he was referring to them looking like ghosts, perhaps a bit too KKK ish.

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    I guess OP needs to contact the MLB and tell them that the White Sox need to change things up a bit! Maybe if they were Ecru instead of White?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I don't think he was referring to them looking like ghosts, perhaps a bit too KKK ish.

    THAT'S RACIST! They are obviously scary ghosts.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Maybe you can go all Yankee fan on them and sue the White Sox for alledging that white people are dead...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,645 Member
    Maybe you can go all Yankee fan on them and sue the White Sox for alledging that white people are dead...

    I want to understand the joke...
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Maybe you can go all Yankee fan on them and sue the White Sox for alleging that white people are dead...

    I want to understand the joke...

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    This guy is suing the Yankees because he alleges that the the announcers were making fun of him... when it was actually the commenters... Have you not heard this story? It's been on the news here..
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Maybe you can go all Yankee fan on them and sue the White Sox for alleging that white people are dead...

    I want to understand the joke...

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    This guy is suing the Yankees because he alleges that the the announcers were making fun of him... when it was actually the commenters... Have you not heard this story? It's been on the news here..

    And he is suing for $10,000,000. :laugh: :laugh:

    P.S. I :heart: the White Sox!!
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    Maybe you can go all Yankee fan on them and sue the White Sox for alledging that white people are dead...

    I want to understand the joke...

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    Damn, I love baseball. So much drama in this game!
    Also: baseball pants. :love: :love: :love:
  • Shalaurise
    Shalaurise Posts: 707 Member
    choose a different color poncho....

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    Why? They look like ghosts!!! Scare the other team!!!

    I'll give you a million dollars if you can name the sport in the picture.

    If these are the same game... I say Hockey. That is the one that is all about fighting right?
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Dear _John_,

    IT'S MY BODY I WEAR WHAT I PLEASE!

    Sincerely,
    White People
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    in to have on news feed \m/
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    Damn, I love baseball. So much drama in this game!
    Also: baseball pants. :love: :love: :love:

    Oh yeah! :love:

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