The Dog Food Diet

bigblondewolf

Had to post because this is the funniest thing I've seen someone do in quite some time! :laugh:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/food-and-wine/food-trends/woman-eats-only-pet-food-for-a-month/article19512366/

Although props to her for at least doing it for a good cause. Some of the pet foods out there are complete garbage.

Veil5577

:sick:

Go_Deskercise

curiosity lol

Alatariel75

Haahaa I thought this thread was going to be about this:

Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, Athena, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, and that I was starting the Purina Diet again. Although I probably shouldn't, because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the foods nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *kitten* and a car hit us both.

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

nomeejerome

:huh:
:sick:

SnuggleSmacks

Some of those Benefuls meals in the plastic tubs look and smell good enough for me to eat.

CindyMarcuzAdams

Baaahaaahaaa :sick: :bigsmile: