Mastication

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What is the aversion that so many people have to chewing food today? Drinking your food won't make you lose weight. If that changes someone let me know and I'll stick to a beer/wine/bourbon diet plan.

You've got teeth for a reason. Use them. That's what's natural and healthy.

miss_jessiejane

I masticate more frequently than I should.

skullshank

chronic masticator here.

usmcmp

I don't chew enough. Usually I'm just trying to get the food in me. Surprised I don't poop out chunks of steak.

darkguardian419

I masticate at work a lot. Unfortunately, I sit at a desk, which is a reason I'm here.

sheenarama

I wonder how many calories mastication burns. And should I log it?

capnrus789

You're all dirty, dirty people!!!

Alyssa_Is_LosingIt

I wonder how many calories mastication burns. And should I log it?

I meticulously log my mastication.

jackpotclown

people who like to hear themselves drool......mental masticators \m/

ew_david

They're just trying to increase the rate of micturition, gahhhhhd.

Alyssa_Is_LosingIt

No! Shakes!! Shakes make it healthier!

See I watched a documentary, and that documentary told me about how awful the food we buy is because... I don't know, something. I think they found a way to make crops more resistant to disease or something, so that must be bad.

The documentary told me to buy a shiny and expensive blender. So now I put the food in the blender, and the blender makes it healthier! See how that works? I'm smart. I did my own research. Other people should do the same. Just make sure when you do your own research to click the first sponsored links that pop up. Not the others.

To recap - food is bad because of science, blenders make food healthier because documentary.

The editing was so good, and the soundtrack was so chill. That means it's legit, right?

sheenarama

No! Shakes!! Shakes make it healthier!

See I watched a documentary, and that documentary told me about how awful the food we buy is because... I don't know, something. I think they found a way to make crops more resistant to disease or something, so that must be bad.

The documentary told me to buy a shiny and expensive blender. So now I put the food in the blender, and the blender makes it healthier! See how that works? I'm smart. I did my own research. Other people should do the same. Just make sure when you do your own research to click the first sponsored links that pop up. Not the others.

To recap - food is bad because of science, blenders make food healthier because documentary.

Hmmm... You're wearing a Captain America costume. This must be totally legit!

TR0berts

No! Shakes!! Shakes make it healthier!

See I watched a documentary, and that documentary told me about how awful the food we buy is because... I don't know, something. I think they found a way to make crops more resistant to disease or something, so that must be bad.

The documentary told me to buy a shiny and expensive blender. So now I put the food in the blender, and the blender makes it healthier! See how that works? I'm smart. I did my own research. Other people should do the same. Just make sure when you do your own research to click the first sponsored links that pop up. Not the others.

To recap - food is bad because of science, blenders make food healthier because documentary.

Congratulations. You win tehinterwebz for today.

kgeyser

I too prefer manual mastication. The electronics that do all of the mastication for me are nice on occasion though.

meadow_sage

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zyxst

No! Shakes!! Shakes make it healthier!

See I watched a documentary, and that documentary told me about how awful the food we buy is because... I don't know, something. I think they found a way to make crops more resistant to disease or something, so that must be bad.

The documentary told me to buy a shiny and expensive blender. So now I put the food in the blender, and the blender makes it healthier! See how that works? I'm smart. I did my own research. Other people should do the same. Just make sure when you do your own research to click the first sponsored links that pop up. Not the others.

To recap - food is bad because of science, blenders make food healthier because documentary.

DeguelloTex

Yeah, mastication is nice, but liquids can help with it, too.

Alyssa_Is_LosingIt

yo_andi

But, but...

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