Intake Vs. Output

AsaThorsWoman
AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
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Does anyone wish they could zero out a little scale underneath the toilet so you can measure how much ounces of pee or poop you made?

I mean, wouldn't it be interesting to track you total input and output?

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  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
    I'm thinking that falls a little too far into ED territory for me.
    Reminded me of a CSI episode, though.
  • torichantel2005
    torichantel2005 Posts: 42 Member
    I understand the curiosity. I have actually weighed myself before and after a "potty." Pee weighs nothing, in case you were wondering. :)
  • tanzmitpalmer
    tanzmitpalmer Posts: 124 Member
    I refuse to believe I really take two pound poos, though. IT JUST AINT RIGHT.
  • ChrisM8971
    ChrisM8971 Posts: 1,067 Member
    Does anyone wish they could zero out a little scale underneath the toilet so you can measure how much ounces of pee or poop you made?

    I mean, wouldn't it be interesting to track you total input and output?

    ummmmm no lol
  • candistyx
    candistyx Posts: 547 Member
    http://geekologie.com/2009/01/pre-post-dump-weighing-the-toi.php
  • nezbit88
    nezbit88 Posts: 37 Member
    This kind of desperation seems similar to people who take off a necklace and a hair band to hope the scales read what the hope for.
  • k1ttyk1tty
    k1ttyk1tty Posts: 86 Member
    I can understand where you're coming from. On my weigh in days I will not drink or eat anything until I poop in the morning so I know my actual weight. I actually have a nurse friend (who has been a nurse for 40+ years) and says that that's the only way to know your true progress. When you think about it you can have anywhere to 1-10 pounds of **** in your track. It only makes sense to not want to count what will pass in an hour or so.
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    http://geekologie.com/2009/01/pre-post-dump-weighing-the-toi.php

    Haha it exists! (sort of)
  • astronomicals
    astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
    but girls dont poop
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,282 Member
    OP I have to say, no, I have never wanted to do this.
  • gypsy_spirit
    gypsy_spirit Posts: 2,107 Member
    Nope, never crossed my mind. But I did watch a made for TV movie where a girl did that very thing. She had an extreme ED.
  • shmerek
    shmerek Posts: 963 Member
    http://geekologie.com/2009/01/pre-post-dump-weighing-the-toi.php
    That is hilarious. I know some dudes who would use this for bragging rights
  • JosieRawr
    JosieRawr Posts: 788 Member
    I understand the curiosity. I have actually weighed myself before and after a "potty." Pee weighs nothing, in case you were wondering. :)

    LOL, but not true! I actually weight myself when I wake and then after I pee and I've had up to a .4lb difference! lmao I know TMI, but you started it!
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
    Does anyone wish they could zero out a little scale underneath the toilet so you can measure how much ounces of pee or poop you made?

    I mean, wouldn't it be interesting to track you total input and output?
    You could always put cling film (other food wraps are available) over the toilet and catch it that way the weigh it. Though I wouldn't wrap any food afterwards


    Hope that helps ;-)
  • k1ttyk1tty
    k1ttyk1tty Posts: 86 Member
    Does anyone wish they could zero out a little scale underneath the toilet so you can measure how much ounces of pee or poop you made?

    I mean, wouldn't it be interesting to track you total input and output?
    You could always put cling film (other food wraps are available) over the toilet and catch it that way the weigh it. Though I wouldn't wrap any food afterwards


    Hope that helps ;-)

    I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.:sick:
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Does anyone wish they could zero out a little scale underneath the toilet so you can measure how much ounces of pee or poop you made?

    I mean, wouldn't it be interesting to track you total input and output?

    ewe!
  • RabbitLost
    RabbitLost Posts: 333 Member
    http://geekologie.com/2009/01/pre-post-dump-weighing-the-toi.php
    That is hilarious. I know some dudes who would use this for bragging rights

    I know several, too!!
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    I'm thinking that falls a little too far into ED territory for me.
    Reminded me of a CSI episode, though.

    Yeah, I remember that episode. I think weighing your poop and pee leads to picking the flesh off your face.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Everyone doesn't do this?
  • AnthonyThrashD
    AnthonyThrashD Posts: 306 Member
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  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Does anyone wish they could zero out a little scale underneath the toilet so you can measure how much ounces of pee or poop you made?

    I mean, wouldn't it be interesting to track you total input and output?

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    Problem solved. Messy, but effective if you really want to do this. Available at Walgreens or CVS.
  • LegendaryOrange
    LegendaryOrange Posts: 2,864 Member
    I actually have to take my weigh-ins very seriously for competition purposes. Every day I weigh myself at about the exact same time, in about the exact same conditions, in the nude. Sundays are my true progress monitoring weigh-in day so I do all that I can to eat nearly the exact same WEIGHT of food the day before. That does not mean the same amount of calories, but the same weight (similar size meals) to reduce the influence of digesting food on my weight the next morning.

    You might ask why I don't just wait for my first bowel movement. I don't want to withhold nourishment from my body any longer than I have to first thing in the morning. Your body is in a catabolic state and has run out of muscle-building amino acids by morning. Your metabolism is as slow as it'll be all day. I want to get my system anabolic and revved up as soon as possible when I wake.
  • torichantel2005
    torichantel2005 Posts: 42 Member
    This kind of desperation seems similar to people who take off a necklace and a hair band to hope the scales read what the hope for.

    I don't think for a lot of people it's "desperation." I strive for accuracy. If I'm wearing a sweater and jeans when I weigh in the winter, but I'm wearing shorts and a tank top when I weigh in the summer, that's going to cause a decent amount of inaccuracy. Same with poop! If I haven't pooped in 2 days, I weigh quite a bit more than if I have pooped that day. TMI, I know, but I feel the situation called for it! Now weighing yourself after every pee and poop might be a little excessive, but sometimes it's good to know that you haven't gained the 2 pounds you thought you did, you just need to take a potty break.
  • torichantel2005
    torichantel2005 Posts: 42 Member
    I understand the curiosity. I have actually weighed myself before and after a "potty." Pee weighs nothing, in case you were wondering. :)

    LOL, but not true! I actually weight myself when I wake and then after I pee and I've had up to a .4lb difference! lmao I know TMI, but you started it!

    Ha! Well, maybe I didn't pee as much as you. lol
  • darkrose20
    darkrose20 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Nope. Reminds me too much of being in a hospital. I'll "pass".
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    You do know that a large amount of your 'output' exits through respiration, right? I suggest wearing a plastic bag over your head in order to catch it all.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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