Pit bulls are EVIL!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa1971
Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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My pit bull puppy just chewed up a pair of my favorite flip flops!:angry::angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

So pissed off and when I told her how mad I was all she could do was lick my face! Evil puppy!!!!!!!!:grumble: :noway: :laugh:
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  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    Anti-freeze may help.....
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    Anti-freeze may help.....

    Nah, that would just increase the lovely smell of her farts!
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:

    You hate dogs!???
    I
    Cant
    Even....
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:
    they just spit up a hair ball on your favorite stuff :laugh:

    i just recently lost my kitteh of 18 years. i miss her hair balls :frown:


    pittbulls are masocists.when i was in high school my best friend had a pit and when she'd bring him over to my house we'd let our dogs run outside in my backyard while we chilled out inside. my dog (an 8 pound maltese) would end up chasing her dog into the rosebuses, in the thorns, and poor pit baby would be cowering there until until we saved him.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:
    they just spit up a hair ball on your favorite stuff :laugh:

    i just recently lost my kitteh of 18 years. i miss her hair balls :frown:


    pittbulls are masocists.when i was in high school my best friend had a pit and when she'd bring him over to my house we'd let our dogs run outside in my backyard while we chilled out inside. my dog (an 8 pound maltese) would end up chasing her dog into the rosebuses, in the thorns, and poor pit baby would be cowering there until until we saved him.

    LOL! Meanie maltese! My Pit bull chicken is afraid of a leaf that blows across the yard. Killer dog my butt!:laugh:
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:

    I have two cats that can't be allowed anywhere near paper or cardboard and one that can't be allowed near crinkly plastic things. You lucked out if your cats don't chew because mine most certainly do!
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:
    they just spit up a hair ball on your favorite stuff :laugh:

    i just recently lost my kitteh of 18 years. i miss her hair balls :frown:


    pittbulls are masocists.when i was in high school my best friend had a pit and when she'd bring him over to my house we'd let our dogs run outside in my backyard while we chilled out inside. my dog (an 8 pound maltese) would end up chasing her dog into the rosebuses, in the thorns, and poor pit baby would be cowering there until until we saved him.

    LOL! Meanie maltese! My Pit bull chicken is afraid of a leaf that blows across the yard. Killer dog my butt!:laugh:

    OOH but if someone threatened you... i bet they'd see the wrath :mad:
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    My pit bull puppy just chewed up a pair of my favorite flip flops!:angry::angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

    So pissed off and when I told her how mad I was all she could do was lick my face! Evil puppy!!!!!!!!:grumble: :noway: :laugh:
    You raised it wrong.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:

    Cats are pure evil....yet delicious.

    Cat_sandwich.jpg
  • FitnSassy
    FitnSassy Posts: 263 Member
    My neighbors pit can't control her licker! :laugh:
  • Gidzmo
    Gidzmo Posts: 905 Member
    My neighbors pit can't control her licker! :laugh:

    Sounds like our bluenose pitbull. Oh, I suspect she'd go after someone if she thought they were a threat.

    Me? I get my face washed often!
  • Leggylass
    Leggylass Posts: 215
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:

    Cats are pure evil....yet delicious.

    Cat_sandwich.jpg

    i have to agree, my kitten was pure evil.. but i love chinese takeaway :devil:
  • ellechim1
    ellechim1 Posts: 74 Member
    LoL awwww...whenever my big baby 100 lb Pitt hears fireworks or thunder she shakes like my legs after p90x :tongue: I have to sit with her, in the closet, and sing to her. It's the only that calms her down. The Thundershirt doesn't even help.

    Lost about 10 pair of flip flops (they outgrow it, I swear)

    Edit: we nicknamed ours kissy face and when she hears it she will pin us down and proceed to lick until we giggle.
  • lokepa
    lokepa Posts: 204 Member
    My mutt has a strange fascination with my socks... she periodically chews the heels out of them... I find them on the bed, still balled up, figure they're dirty and toss them in the laundry bin. Wash, fold, stick my fingers through the damn heel!
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:

    Wish I could say the same for my kitties. They're jerks that chew on almost anything.
  • ginakiki
    ginakiki Posts: 226 Member
    I wish you didn't call this post pit bulls are evil...your giving the breed a bad rap..its bad enough they get negative attention as it is... as a pit owner you should know better
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    https://player.vimeo.com/video/17025199
  • MonicaJumper
    MonicaJumper Posts: 43
    I thought this was gonna be a rant against pitt bulls and I was ready to go all out against it hahaha
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    I wish you didn't call this post pit bulls are evil...your giving the breed a bad rap..its bad enough they get negative attention as it is... as a pit owner you should know better

    i think amazon now has the subscribe and save option for "sense of humor" . it can even be delivered one or twice a month so one never has to run out :wink:
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    I wish you didn't call this post pit bulls are evil...your giving the breed a bad rap..its bad enough they get negative attention as it is... as a pit owner you should know better

    i think amazon now has the subscribe and save option for "sense of humor" . it can even be delivered one or twice a month so one never has to run out :wink:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • bkthandler
    bkthandler Posts: 247 Member
    Solution:

    Take a newspaper, roll it up and hit yourself in the head repeating the phrase: "don't leave shoes or other items where the puppy can get to them" replace the newspaper with progressively sturdier items until the lesson takes.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
    RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle Posts: 1,349 Member
    Awe!!! Puppies!!:)
    Although I can safely say that my little dog has just outgrown her puppy stage and it's so nice and easy now:)
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    My mutt has a strange fascination with my socks... she periodically chews the heels out of them... I find them on the bed, still balled up, figure they're dirty and toss them in the laundry bin. Wash, fold, stick my fingers through the damn heel!

    My mother's dog did something very similar when I was visiting her once, unfortunately it wasn't my socks she chewed part out of....:noway:
  • lokepa
    lokepa Posts: 204 Member
    My mutt has a strange fascination with my socks... she periodically chews the heels out of them... I find them on the bed, still balled up, figure they're dirty and toss them in the laundry bin. Wash, fold, stick my fingers through the damn heel!

    My mother's dog did something very similar when I was visiting her once, unfortunately it wasn't my socks she chewed part out of....:noway:

    I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down...
  • meshashesha2012
    meshashesha2012 Posts: 8,329 Member
    My mutt has a strange fascination with my socks... she periodically chews the heels out of them... I find them on the bed, still balled up, figure they're dirty and toss them in the laundry bin. Wash, fold, stick my fingers through the damn heel!

    My mother's dog did something very similar when I was visiting her once, unfortunately it wasn't my socks she chewed part out of....:noway:

    was it the crotch of your underwear? my old dog used to do that .

    sometimes i'd find my cat rolling around in my dirty clothes with her head through one of the legs too.

    pets are perverts :noway:
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    My mom's pit, Pookie, is so evil that he will sit on me and fart if I don't pet him when I come through the door. If I pet him and let him give me a big kiss, he won't fart on me.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:

    I have two cats that can't be allowed anywhere near paper or cardboard and one that can't be allowed near crinkly plastic things. You lucked out if your cats don't chew because mine most certainly do!
    I have a cat that literally ate and pooped out part of my bath robe. I was like, "Why is that turd blue and fuzzy?"
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    My pit bull puppy just chewed up a pair of my favorite flip flops!:angry::angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

    So pissed off and when I told her how mad I was all she could do was lick my face! Evil puppy!!!!!!!!:grumble: :noway: :laugh:

    Flip flops? She did you (and your feet) a favor.
  • Megan101792
    Megan101792 Posts: 3,194 Member
    This is why I hate dogs. My cats never chew anything. Nyah, nyah! :tongue:
    they just spit up a hair ball on your favorite stuff :laugh:

    i just recently lost my kitteh of 18 years. i miss her hair balls :frown:


    pittbulls are masocists.when i was in high school my best friend had a pit and when she'd bring him over to my house we'd let our dogs run outside in my backyard while we chilled out inside. my dog (an 8 pound maltese) would end up chasing her dog into the rosebuses, in the thorns, and poor pit baby would be cowering there until until we saved him.

    My brother and wife's newly found out he isn't purebred like the papers say since mommy got with the neighbors pitbull a few years back the day before being bred, pitbull/american bulldog has to be carried into my house when he comes over because he is scared of my little 8 pound declawed 11 year old cat. It's quite comical to watch a 90 pound dog whimper and cry out and lay down on the ground and just literally shake his head no before being carried in.

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