Men: Favorite Physical Attributes on a Lady?

_Pseudonymous_

It's getting sappy in here...





and I'll be damned if I swoon!!... can't we get back to the sexualizing and objectification of women?

Why not both?

Because I'm one sappy comment away from 2 pints of ice cream and sloppy singing Celine Dion's "All by myself" in my pajamas.

Warchortle

Ovaries

That is my least favorite

Then you must like men.

wheird

It's getting sappy in here...





and I'll be damned if I swoon!!... can't we get back to the sexualizing and objectification of women?

Why not both?

Because I'm one sappy comment away from 2 pints of ice cream and sloppy singing Celine Dion's "All by myself" in my pajamas.

You had ice cream in your knee pic! (I noticed and was jelly)

Cryptonomnomicon

A mind like a steel trap and vice-like grip on reality.

Mental kegels anyone?

usmcmp

Ovaries

That is my least favorite

Then you must like men.

Or a woman who has had an Oophorectomy.

SunofaBeach14

Okay seriously,

That *kitten* is amazing and I will always open the door so she goes first (nothing like watching it move)
Her pouty lips that make me melt
Calves, holy crap, the calves that make those sexy, strappy heels just sing.
Oh, and speaking of heels, the ability to rock a pair like a woman.
and that amazing line down her thighs.
And the itty bitty indentation at the small of her back.
And a smile that makes my heart sing.
And the look on her face that so convincing tries to convey to me that she has no idea what I'm talking about.
And even that fist that punches me every time she sees a VW Beetle.

The smile! I forgot the smile! Especially watching her face go from normal and slowly break into a dazzling smile that seems to light up the room.

And I am somewhat convinced that some women seem to glow with their own inner light.

There is nothing like the glow of a smile

Or the way their necks stretch out a bit when they tilt their head to the side when you are leaning in close.

And before this gets too sappy, let's not forget sammich making and beer pouring skills

Oh. Ouch. And arm punching skills.

wheird

Kegels are important

Megan101792

Normally I'd give my standard answer about a woman's personality being what matters most of all. A woman with a brain being sexy. That what's on the inside means more than any physical attribute and it's wrong to treat women like a bunch of parts.

But in the ladies thread they're selecting men like cuts of meat, so...


BOOOOOOOOBS!

So now I see why you friended me.

Deipneus

Ovaries

That is my least favorite

Then you must like men.

Or a woman who has had an Oophorectomy.

This would be awkward to ask about, especially on a first date.

NeedANewFocus

..

wheird

Okay seriously,

That *kitten* is amazing and I will always open the door so she goes first (nothing like watching it move)
Her pouty lips that make me melt
Calves, holy crap, the calves that make those sexy, strappy heels just sing.
Oh, and speaking of heels, the ability to rock a pair like a woman.
and that amazing line down her thighs.
And the itty bitty indentation at the small of her back.
And a smile that makes my heart sing.
And the look on her face that so convincing tries to convey to me that she has no idea what I'm talking about.
And even that fist that punches me every time she sees a VW Beetle.

The smile! I forgot the smile! Especially watching her face go from normal and slowly break into a dazzling smile that seems to light up the room.

And I am somewhat convinced that some women seem to glow with their own inner light.

There is nothing like the glow of a smile

Or the way their necks stretch out a bit when they tilt their head to the side when you are leaning in close.

And before this gets too sappy, let's not forget sammich making and beer pouring skills

Oh. Ouch. And arm punching skills.

I can make my own sandwich, but a girl that can pour a beer with a good head is precious!

_Pseudonymous_

It's getting sappy in here...





and I'll be damned if I swoon!!... can't we get back to the sexualizing and objectification of women?

Why not both?

Because I'm one sappy comment away from 2 pints of ice cream and sloppy singing Celine Dion's "All by myself" in my pajamas.

You had ice cream in your knee pic! (I noticed and was jelly)

That was only one half of a pint of 3 pints of ice cream sitting in my freezer... lol


and you should be jelly. It was amazing.

SunofaBeach14

Okay seriously,

That *kitten* is amazing and I will always open the door so she goes first (nothing like watching it move)
Her pouty lips that make me melt
Calves, holy crap, the calves that make those sexy, strappy heels just sing.
Oh, and speaking of heels, the ability to rock a pair like a woman.
and that amazing line down her thighs.
And the itty bitty indentation at the small of her back.
And a smile that makes my heart sing.
And the look on her face that so convincing tries to convey to me that she has no idea what I'm talking about.
And even that fist that punches me every time she sees a VW Beetle.

The smile! I forgot the smile! Especially watching her face go from normal and slowly break into a dazzling smile that seems to light up the room.

And I am somewhat convinced that some women seem to glow with their own inner light.

There is nothing like the glow of a smile

Or the way their necks stretch out a bit when they tilt their head to the side when you are leaning in close.

And before this gets too sappy, let's not forget sammich making and beer pouring skills

Oh. Ouch. And arm punching skills.

I can make my own sandwich, but a girl that can pour a beer with a good head is precious!

It's all about the precious head

Deipneus

Strong knees.


And we're back to being pigs...

Yeah, but you're getting much more creative.

NeedANewFocus

Lips

That was either completely innocent, clever, or an innuendo. In the latter cases, my interest is piqued.

Let's unfold the interest.

dmg8500

*kitten*

wheird

Strong knees.


And we're back to being pigs...

And a strong...smile.

Deipneus

*kitten*

Hmm... I hadn't considered that. Interesting.

BrienJD

I like the ones with a third nipple.

I save that requirement for my men

I have one, does that make me special??