The Myth of What Women Want

jnichel

question: is the make me a sammich thing really that funny? :yawn: Was it ever?

I joked about it so much to my wife that two years ago, that's what I got as an anniversary gift. One sammich, on dry white bread, with one slice of ham. :laugh:

ascrit

question: is the make me a sammich thing really that funny? :yawn: Was it ever?

Even better, why do some people think it is acceptable to say "sammich" anyway? Is that supposed to be cute to talk like a little kid who can't pronounce words correctly? Would we all be more adorable if we said p'sghetti also?

What women want is a lot of things.

But one thing I know for certain, I'd really rather not have my needs and wants lumped in with the rest of womenkind.

We do like to harbor this little fantasy that we are special snowflakes.

Indeed, and I feel the same way about my needs & wants lumped in with the rest of the male gender.

SunofaBeach14

question: is the make me a sammich thing really that funny? :yawn: Was it ever?

Even better, why do some people think it is acceptable to say "sammich" anyway? Is that supposed to be cute to talk like a little kid who can't pronounce words correctly? Would we all be more adorable if we said p'sghetti also?

What women want is a lot of things.

But one thing I know for certain, I'd really rather not have my needs and wants lumped in with the rest of womenkind.

We do like to harbor this little fantasy that we are special snowflakes.

Indeed, and I feel the same way about my needs & wants lumped in with the rest of the male gender.

*puts down cocktail and goes to another party*

Without humor the world is an awfully dull place in which to live. I'll leave it at that. Good day, sir. Good day.

jnichel

question: is the make me a sammich thing really that funny? :yawn: Was it ever?

Even better, why do some people think it is acceptable to say "sammich" anyway? Is that supposed to be cute to talk like a little kid who can't pronounce words correctly? Would we all be more adorable if we said p'sghetti also?

What women want is a lot of things.

But one thing I know for certain, I'd really rather not have my needs and wants lumped in with the rest of womenkind.

We do like to harbor this little fantasy that we are special snowflakes.

Indeed, and I feel the same way about my needs & wants lumped in with the rest of the male gender.

*puts down cocktail and goes to another party*

Without humor the world is an awfully dull place in which to live. I'll leave it at that. Good day, sir. Good day.

And this thread had so much potential. Guess we should all go back to work. :grumble:

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jackpotclown

I only believe the answer is 42 \m/

sullus

question: is the make me a sammich thing really that funny? :yawn: Was it ever?

These are the posts that *keep* it funny ..

eomuno215in541

question: is the make me a sammich thing really that funny? :yawn: Was it ever?

These are the posts that *keep* it funny ..

What women want is for Sullus to turn gay.

And good luvin, whether it involves a bed or kitchen utensils.

VeryKatie

I find it interesting that an article about women being individuals somehow lumps all men into the same stereotype.
Now we need an article that addresses the situation the other way around. Or one that doesn't contradict itself.

But otherwise, it's a great article.

wolverine66

It is no myth that women want to make us sammiches.

Myth. I want to make men stir fry or lasagna.

in for lasagna. and garlic bread?

ascrit

I find it interesting that an article about women being individuals somehow lumps all men into the same stereotype.

I don't find that the article does this...

RavenLibra

I think women should stay out of the kitchen... unless it's to do the dishes after I am done cooking...

RavenLibra

how's that for funny :glasses:

CaptAmerica104

Now this is a real woman...knows the way to a mans heart is not through his stomach. :drinker:

Shazzzza69

To eat whatever they want without putting on weight?........

Shimmysista

Without humor the world is an awfully dull place in which to live. I'll leave it at that. Good day, sir. Good day.

I agree many can learn from this

sunglasses_and_ocean_waves

question: is the make me a sammich thing really that funny? :yawn: Was it ever?

Even better, why do some people think it is acceptable to say "sammich" anyway? Is that supposed to be cute to talk like a little kid who can't pronounce words correctly? Would we all be more adorable if we said p'sghetti also?

Megan101792

just be like me. ask me and i will tell

st0rmagedd0n

question: is the make me a sammich thing really that funny? :yawn: Was it ever?

Even better, why do some people think it is acceptable to say "sammich" anyway? Is that supposed to be cute to talk like a little kid who can't pronounce words correctly? Would we all be more adorable if we said p'sghetti also?

What women want is a lot of things.

But one thing I know for certain, I'd really rather not have my needs and wants lumped in with the rest of womenkind.

We do like to harbor this little fantasy that we are special snowflakes.

Indeed, and I feel the same way about my needs & wants lumped in with the rest of the male gender.

*puts down cocktail and goes to another party*

Without humor the world is an awfully dull place in which to live. I'll leave it at that. Good day, sir. Good day.

And this thread had so much potential. Guess we should all go back to work. :grumble:

And the women can make .75 for every dollar you do.

We want sandwiches, boys. Sandwiches, and equal rights.

Megan101792

we want great sex, men who worship our bodies, and don't complain about our cooking

FTF2014

I hate the whole what woman wants and what man wants. Everyone is different and wants different things. People who believe there is one set of rules to live by are just don't get it. Every single female is different , there are no clones walking around. You meet a person and together you figure out what you would like from each other. There is no game , no rules, none of that bullsh!t. Once you figure that out, then females that you meet, will be very easy to figure out. The. You can get on with what ratings is really about Romance!!

CamilleJackie350

And the women can make .75 for every dollar you do.

We want sandwiches, boys. Sandwiches, and equal rights.

lmao herp derp gender wage gap

clearly you dont even understand it

st0rmagedd0n

And the women can make .75 for every dollar you do.

We want sandwiches, boys. Sandwiches, and equal rights.

lmao herp derp gender wage gap

clearly you dont even understand it

Thank you for your eloquent and well thought out rebuttal. I hadn't even considered the issue from that point of view, and quite obviously stand corrected.

arainiday1

we want great sex, men who worship our bodies, and don't complain about our cooking

and sometimes cook for us too.... totally agree....

SnuggleSmacks

we want great sex, men who worship our bodies, and don't complain about our cooking

I'm a lucky girl. I have exactly this.


And I don't mind a bit making him sammiches. After all, he doesn't mind doing my laundry.