TIRED OF PHOTOSHOP WOMEN!

delicious_cocktail
delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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Completely unrealistic! The way they make their eyes glisten and their skin perfect and their pepperoni look so amazing. Uhn I'll never eat a woman this hot in real life.

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  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Is it wrong that I want to call Dominos and have phone sex now?
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Is it wrong that I want to call Dominos and have phone sex now?

    Wow, me too.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Is it wrong that I want to call Dominos and have phone sex now?

    Wait...that isn't supposed to happen every day?
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    secs then pizza... then a nap
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    I'm a pizza too...
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
    *munch*munch*munch*

    I like pizza!
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Wait - what, exactly, did I eat the other day? Like, 3 slices(?) of it?
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    This makes me wonder about that spot on my leg. :sick:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Definitely either carcinoma or pepperoni.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    Are we getting pizza? Sweet! I'm in.
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    Definitely either carcinoma or pepperoni.

    I am related to Pizza the Hut.
  • CheekyBrahette
    CheekyBrahette Posts: 441 Member
    Strong everything in that pic.

    WoodMunchNoCares/10
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    Are we getting pizza? Sweet! I'm in.

    Pizza party!
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    :angry:
  • So_Much_Fab
    So_Much_Fab Posts: 1,146 Member
    Real women are made of pepperoni and cheese.
  • lna_1981
    lna_1981 Posts: 696 Member
    Wow my boobs mutate into pepperoni as well!! How bizarre
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    Real women are made of pepperoni and cheese.

    God knows I am at least 3/4 pizza!
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    I'm tired of people ruining perfectly good pizzas by shopchopping some boobs on them. It's an epidemic I say.
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Definitely either carcinoma or pepperoni.

    I am related to Pizza the Hut.

    Jabba- is that you?
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Is it wrong that I want to call Dominos and have phone sex now?
    Ha! Ready in 30 minutes!
  • Go_Mizzou99
    Go_Mizzou99 Posts: 2,628 Member
    Reported for obscene cheese and pepperoni.
    :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Real women are made of pepperoni and cheese.
    Here we go with the "real" women thing. What about the women with EXTRA cheese and sometimes sausage. Don't discriminate with the pizza. We are all "real" women. Even with sausage.
  • Laurenloveswaffles
    Laurenloveswaffles Posts: 535 Member
    Oh god, I thought you were that thermodynamics guy
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    *munch*munch*munch*

    I like pizza!


    You don't *munch* me so willingly!! :smokin:
  • kittykat1994
    kittykat1994 Posts: 149 Member
    Is it wrong that I want to call Dominos and have phone sex now?

    :laugh:
  • CheekyBrahette
    CheekyBrahette Posts: 441 Member
    Real women are made of pepperoni and cheese.
    Here we go with the "real" women thing. What about the women with EXTRA cheese and sometimes sausage. Don't discriminate with the pizza. We are all "real" women. Even with sausage.

    "sometimes sausage"? IN!
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I like sausage! :blushing: :love:
    Not like Eric though!:angry:
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    Now I have MC Chris in my head.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCC6834cg7Y&feature=kp

    WERK that pizza butt.
  • George_Baileys_Ghost
    George_Baileys_Ghost Posts: 1,524 Member
    Orders Dominos and gets the camera ready to expand Rule 34 on the Internet.

    ETA: Also doing some stretches and pre foam rolling.
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    Is it wrong that I want to call Dominos and have phone sex now?
    Ha! Ready in 30 minutes!

    Derp doesn't need 30 minutes....maybe 30 seconds?

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