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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    So basically the day goes like this:

    Start Gun fires:

    Flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!"

    Finisher medal

    Naked party time.
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
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    Between my belly jiggling and other things bouncing, I would be a sad sad panda full of pain. Dibs out.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    So basically the day goes like this:

    Start Gun fires:

    Flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!"

    Finisher medal

    Naked party time.

    Nope. Not at all. Everyone thinks that, until they try it...then they are amazed at how comfortable it really is.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    Well I guess you wouldn't have to worry about chaffing!! LOL

    Actually, chafing is worse running nude. Body Glide helps a lot. Chafing is the only downside I have found to running nude. But with a little precaution, it is not a problem at all.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    So basically the day goes like this:

    Start Gun fires:

    Flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!"

    Finisher medal

    Naked party time.

    Nope. Not at all. Everyone thinks that, until they try it...then they are amazed at how comfortable it really is.

    I hate running with clothes on, or off, or just running in general.

    Now...swimming naked...THAT is the life!!
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    So basically the day goes like this:

    Start Gun fires:

    Flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!"

    Finisher medal

    Naked party time.

    Nope. Not at all. Everyone thinks that, until they try it...then they are amazed at how comfortable it really is.

    I hate running with clothes on, or off, or just running in general.

    Now...swimming naked...THAT is the life!!

    There is going to be a nude stand up paddleboard challenge in florida in September. Combine that with swimming, when you fall off.....
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    So basically the day goes like this:

    Start Gun fires:

    Flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!"

    Finisher medal

    Naked party time.

    Nope. Not at all. Everyone thinks that, until they try it...then they are amazed at how comfortable it really is.

    I hate running with clothes on, or off, or just running in general.

    Now...swimming naked...THAT is the life!!

    Nope. .not skinny dipping with a bunch of dudes either. .
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
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    I'd rather not see tits and junk flapping in the wind...
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    I am SO not in, at so many different levels. The main one bei g the ensuing sword fights.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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    In. Totally.
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    guess we wouldn't know how the humongous melons & bananas would flap until we tried it... but i'll pass (for now) :tongue:

    swimming sounds fun though!
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    guess we wouldn't know how the humongous melons & bananas would flap until we tried it... but i'll pass (for now) :tongue:

    swimming sounds fun though!

    The melons can be a problem, but the bananas take care of themselves. The male body has a defense mechanism to prevent damage to the reproductive organs during exercise.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    I am SO not in, at so many different levels. The main one bei g the ensuing sword fights.

    Oh, there are no sword fights, not after running 5k.
  • JosieRawr
    JosieRawr Posts: 788 Member
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    So basically the day goes like this:

    Start Gun fires:

    Flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!"

    Finisher medal

    Naked party time.

    Nope. Not at all. Everyone thinks that, until they try it...then they are amazed at how comfortable it really is.

    I hate running with clothes on, or off, or just running in general.

    Now...swimming naked...THAT is the life!!

    In for the swim!

    Running requires double strap down already and they still bounce around...One time- I decided I was going to do jumping jacks each morning... Lazy- tried it in my "jammies" one day= pain.. No running nakie for me..
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
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    :sick:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I'd rather not see tits and junk flapping in the wind...

    Anti-flapper! :noway: :laugh:
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
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    Oh man. I love being nekkid. Seriously. All 340 lbs of me would take part in that 5k. I'm in.
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
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    But I can't run without my boobs hitting me in the face so I'd probably speed walk anyway
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    I guess it's better than a regular 5K.

    Show up to race with some friends who signed you up thinking it's going to be some old boring 5K, then you look around and people start getting all nakey...

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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    double post :grumble: