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  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    guess we wouldn't know how the humongous melons & bananas would flap until we tried it... but i'll pass (for now) :tongue:

    swimming sounds fun though!
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    guess we wouldn't know how the humongous melons & bananas would flap until we tried it... but i'll pass (for now) :tongue:

    swimming sounds fun though!

    The melons can be a problem, but the bananas take care of themselves. The male body has a defense mechanism to prevent damage to the reproductive organs during exercise.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    I am SO not in, at so many different levels. The main one bei g the ensuing sword fights.

    Oh, there are no sword fights, not after running 5k.
  • JosieRawr
    JosieRawr Posts: 788 Member
    So basically the day goes like this:

    Start Gun fires:

    Flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!", smack, flap, "OW!", smack, "OW!", flap, "OW!"

    Finisher medal

    Naked party time.

    Nope. Not at all. Everyone thinks that, until they try it...then they are amazed at how comfortable it really is.

    I hate running with clothes on, or off, or just running in general.

    Now...swimming naked...THAT is the life!!

    In for the swim!

    Running requires double strap down already and they still bounce around...One time- I decided I was going to do jumping jacks each morning... Lazy- tried it in my "jammies" one day= pain.. No running nakie for me..
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    :sick:
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
    I'd rather not see tits and junk flapping in the wind...

    Anti-flapper! :noway: :laugh:
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    Oh man. I love being nekkid. Seriously. All 340 lbs of me would take part in that 5k. I'm in.
  • KameHameHaaaa
    KameHameHaaaa Posts: 837 Member
    But I can't run without my boobs hitting me in the face so I'd probably speed walk anyway
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I guess it's better than a regular 5K.

    Show up to race with some friends who signed you up thinking it's going to be some old boring 5K, then you look around and people start getting all nakey...

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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    double post :grumble:
  • ProfessorOwl
    ProfessorOwl Posts: 312 Member
    I'd totally do one of these, and there's one not too far away from me. Too bad they just had it and I'll have to wait until next year. I'll put it on my calendar.
  • BeautifulSoul705
    BeautifulSoul705 Posts: 123 Member
    LMFAO
  • 6ftamazon
    6ftamazon Posts: 340 Member
    Lol that sounds painful
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    Damn the one in VA already happened? Next year maybe :smile:
  • lockeddoor
    lockeddoor Posts: 103 Member
    I'd do it!

    But nothing on me flops, and I can run without any ta-ta support (the other day I ran in a string bikini top and shorts for 7 miles... the bikini was so I could get in the water afterward and then relax on the sand without getting a sports-bra tan-line).

    With how hot and humid it is, I'd loooooove to run nekkid.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
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    The melons can be a problem, but the bananas take care of themselves. The male body has a defense mechanism to prevent damage to the reproductive organs during exercise.

    I call these events "Turtle Runs". Why? Cuz:

    ...when you around other dudes:
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    ...when you around the really out-of-shape, old people:
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    ...when you finally get lapped by that one really hot chick:
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  • BerryH
    BerryH Posts: 4,698 Member
    Funny you should mention that...
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1360778-naked-race-tips?page=1#posts-20807963

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