IF MY BODY WAS A CAR

mommared53

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

BernieMBurke

Love it! My dome light is always on bright and my tail end still fishtails a lot.

HealthyishWithMaggieG

Love it! Thanks!

Bonnie555

Love it! LOL!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

chacaruso

Cute!

mommared53

Rats! I can't get the pictures to show up.

catcrazy

If my body were a car I know exactly where I keep the spare tyre!

mommared53

I DID IT!! Here it is with the pictures. :happy:

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

WhiskeyBravo

Cute I love it!!! ... and if my body was a car; it would be a lemon.

Voncreepy2

I would be a mini cooper......short little compact car with short front and big rear end!!!!!