A little humor for the day.

fatsis · May 2008

This will be my last post today...I really need to work.

There is this apartment complex that has assigned parking for all the tennants. But there is this one particular gentelman who parks wherever he wants.

So, one day he comes flying into the parking lot, parks, slams the door, and runs up to his appartment.
he walks into his apartment takes off his jacket and throws his keys down on the table. It is just about then that something cathches his eye. He looks again and sure enough he sees this female neighbor accross the way looking very seductive. SHe sees him and motions him with the come hether very very seductively. He is over there at her door in 2 seconds.

He eagerly knocks on her door. She opens the the door in just her robe. She drops her robe to reveil (spelling?) that she is naked and he closes the door immediately. She tells him to unzip his pants, so he does. She drops to her knees and holds out her hand and says pull it out. With his heart beating 90mph he pulls it out. She holds out her hand and in a very seductive voice says put it in my hand, so he does.

Now with his member in her left hand she takes her right arm and raises it over her head and slams it down vigorously on his member several times shouting "DON'T YOU EVER PARK IN MY PARKING SPACE AGAIN!!!"

The doctors say he can have sex again in 2 months.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy:

fatsis · May 2008

This will be my last post today...I really need to work.

There is this apartment complex that has assigned parking for all the tennants. But there is this one particular gentelman who parks wherever he wants.

So, one day he comes flying into the parking lot, parks, slams the door, and runs up to his appartment.
he walks into his apartment takes off his jacket and throws his keys down on the table. It is just about then that something cathches his eye. He looks again and sure enough he sees this female neighbor accross the way looking very seductive. SHe sees him and motions him with the come hether very very seductively. He is over there at her door in 2 seconds.

He eagerly knocks on her door. She opens the the door in just her robe. She drops her robe to reveil (spelling?) that she is naked and he closes the door immediately. She tells him to unzip his pants, so he does. She drops to her knees and holds out her hand and says pull it out. With his heart beating 90mph he pulls it out. She holds out her hand and in a very seductive voice says put it in my hand, so he does.

Now with his member in her left hand she takes her right arm and raises it over her head and slams it down vigorously on his member several times shouting "DON'T YOU EVER PARK IN MY PARKING SPACE AGAIN!!!"

The doctors say he can have sex again in 2 months.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :happy: