Cliche wedding photo's that should never happen again

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  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
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    I wonder what this says about their marriage. Built on booze? They drive each other to drink?

    :shudders
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    The square block heel shoes right? Amirite?

    Inorite? So 90's!

    Not even all the way joking right now, but if her shoes had been some cute classic pumps, I'd be way less offended.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Don't hire a photographer. Spend the extra money on a bigger cake. You're welcome.

    thread winner
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
    In for :laugh: 's
  • kristen2713
    kristen2713 Posts: 253 Member
    OMG, I damn near fell out of my seat laughing so hard looking at these!!! Except the keg stand...yup, that one seems quite normal and like something I might do! :bigsmile:
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
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    More bad idea photoshop
  • leodora1
    leodora1 Posts: 77 Member
    I love it!
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    I wonder what this says about their marriage. Built on booze? They drive each other to drink?

    Worked for my parents :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • FrozenSongBird
    FrozenSongBird Posts: 3,892 Member
    Oh Lordy
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    for some reason these ones annoy the crap out of me
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    What is going on here ?!?
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    HAHAHA
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    This is borderline super cheesy...
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  • juliemouse83
    juliemouse83 Posts: 6,663 Member
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    More bad idea photoshop

    Both of these kind of give me the willies.
  • SapiensPisces
    SapiensPisces Posts: 992 Member
    She's a rose...

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  • Keepcalmanddontblink
    Keepcalmanddontblink Posts: 718 Member
    Pretty much 99% of what you see on Pinterest when you search for "wedding photo ideas" ... there is the odd beauty in there, though.

    This thread is cracking me up ... waiting for cats in wedding dresses....
    Dang it, someone already beat me to the punch....here is another for you
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    OMG..I cracking up after googling cats in wedding dresses...Brides avoid this shot. You'll have one very upset bridesmaid doing this.
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  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    She's a rose...

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    This is all I'm seeing:
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  • bannedword
    bannedword Posts: 299 Member
    My best advice is go for classic photos. Do the posed ones with you and your families, and do REAL candid shots. None of this "hey pretend you're putting on makeup and I am going to take this picture from the other side of the door cracked to look like I'm snooping on you!" Creepy.

    Also, don't do this:

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    I actually kind of like that one. The bride looks lovely, all of the 'maids have genuine smiles and they all look like they actually like each other.
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    I totally wish I could unsee this!!!!



    WTH!!!! I CAN'T EVEN THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. LMAO...
  • AnaNotBanana
    AnaNotBanana Posts: 963 Member
    Do not take photos on a dock over water.
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    Notice how the girls panic and the guys just go with it.
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Could be worse...

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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Could be worse...

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    O-O


    NOOOOOOO
  • SapiensPisces
    SapiensPisces Posts: 992 Member
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    Oh the 80's...
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    He's one that should happen.

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  • SapiensPisces
    SapiensPisces Posts: 992 Member
    He's one that should happen.

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    Awesome.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member


    This is borderline super cheesy...
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    it's so contrived
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Do not take photos on a dock over water.
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    Notice how the girls panic and the guys just go with it.

    Even better the one bridesmaid all the way to the right is all "forget everyone else! I'm saving myself!"
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    He's one that should happen.

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    I love this.
    I really am itching to take atleast ONE wedding photo like that.
  • SapiensPisces
    SapiensPisces Posts: 992 Member
    He's one that should happen.

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    I love this.
    I really am itching to take atleast ONE wedding photo like that.

    You should! :smile:
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    My best advice is go for classic photos. Do the posed ones with you and your families, and do REAL candid shots. None of this "hey pretend you're putting on makeup and I am going to take this picture from the other side of the door cracked to look like I'm snooping on you!" Creepy.

    Also, don't do this:

    bridal_party.jpg

    I actually kind of like that one. The bride looks lovely, all of the 'maids have genuine smiles and they all look like they actually like each other.

    Yep. 'Cep'n the bride likes dat girly on her right a lil' too much if yaknowhaimean. She's not just holding the thigh, she squeezin' it.

    That was my explanation for that pic. It was the I know I had to marry a dude because laws and stuff but this here's who I really wrote my vows for. All these pics are code for things if you look close enough. Mostly they are socio political statements.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    am I the only one that likes most of these?
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Selective coloring. DON'T.

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    Unless you want everyone to look like a horror movie, or that scene from Schindler's List where only the little girl's coat has color.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    He's one that should happen.

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    This however is lovely
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
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    Like she hadn't seen it before!!