What if calories were backwards?

Squamation

I was thinking the other day: What if how calories affected our bodies was backwards?

Like if you ate 3500 calories you would LOSE weight, and when you exercised you would be ADDing those calories to your weight?

DenDweller

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride,
If turnips were swords I’d have one by my side.
If ‘ifs’ and ‘ands’ were pots and pans
There would be no need for tinker’s hands!

djeffreys10

Squamation

LOL. I was just thinking about it when I was running: as motivation.

What if I had to run because I was TOO skinny and needed to gain weight.

ItsMeGee3

You'd see a lot more chicken wings on my diary!

did_it_all_for_the_cookie

How many pots did you have, OP?

laynerich15