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Nerdcake, newb-lifter Brit gal seeks frieeends.

Vorcha
Vorcha Posts: 126
edited February 28 in Introduce Yourself
Here we go again, again.

Yes yes, hello one, hello all, I am Ange and this is my 348348th time trying to lose weight. Well, no, more like my 4th fruitless attempt to shed this puppy fat and unveil the lean mean squatting machine that I was destined to be. With the corny introduction out the way, I'll set the dealio straight. I need friends, I need powerhouse motivating friends that will beat me with clubs if I start lagging and launch heat seeking zucchini's at me the very moment I start to whine.

I've got 53 pounds to lose and a super-massive not so black, sun depraved *kitten* to tone before Big Ben bongs on the twelfth chime of 2015.

Are you there or are you square, add me, add me, please!

Lets do this together.

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