Who would win a muppet death match and why

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Charlie001
Charlie001 Posts: 354
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I choose animal. He is a berserker, they feel no fear, no pain, and cannot be reasoned with.
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  • ambercole
    ambercole Posts: 426
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    Miss Piggy, well, cause she's a B!tch!!!! LOL
  • ArchyJill
    ArchyJill Posts: 548 Member
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    For sure Animal! Mostly teeth, little brains, need I say more?
  • surlydave
    surlydave Posts: 512 Member
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    Animal is the favorite, but maybe Beaker, just because he has the reach and for all we know those muttering little sounds he is making are actually death threats to the general public.
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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    Swedish Chef. He has butcher knives and constantly proclaims "Bork!" Which is a real word that means 'to attack violently'. True fact. Check the dictionary.
  • numberscolors
    numberscolors Posts: 254
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    sweetums.... duh.

    sweetums_berle.jpg

    or janice! she's awesome!
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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    Janice used to give me nightmares as a little kid.
  • Jena_72
    Jena_72 Posts: 1,057
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    Miss Piggy is a bada$$ but your right about that chef! LOL
    Now what about them Fraggle's down in Fraggle Rock!?:tongue:
  • Charlie001
    Charlie001 Posts: 354
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    mr snuffleufagus has size.
  • AmberBarrios
    AmberBarrios Posts: 394 Member
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    :wink: I am gonna say fozzie. It's the strange goofy ones you have really worry about.
  • JoyousRen
    JoyousRen Posts: 3,823 Member
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    I'm going with Animal. He is crazy.
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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    Miss Piggy is a bada$$ but your right about that chef! LOL
    Now what about them Fraggle's down in Fraggle Rock!?:tongue:

    Fraggles... that giant gummy monster that kept getting bigger and bigger and eating fraggles. I'm pretty sure it could finish off Ma, Pa, and Jr Gorg, too!
  • Charlie001
    Charlie001 Posts: 354
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    Really!? He actually ate fraggles.....on t.v.?
  • Lil_Leah
    Lil_Leah Posts: 376 Member
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    im going with gonzo. he's an alien. who knows what kinda crazy powers that nose holds. :huh:
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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    I will have to re-watch the episode, but I distinctly remember the blob eating critters. I think at least 1 fraggle got stuck inside of it. BTW, I'm not talking about the Gorg. There was this pink or blue blob that came to FR one day and started growing.

    From wikipedia:

    The Glob, a giant rolling blob of generally amorphous shape, nevertheless has some kind of mouth somewhere. In one episode, the Glob comes in and eats Doozer after Doozer. The Fraggles finally find a way to get the Glob to regurgitate all the Doozers by telling jokes and getting the thing to laugh very intensely.

    Okay, so it wasn't fraggles. But it could probably eat fraggles and muppets and gorgs. Glob wins!
  • Charlie001
    Charlie001 Posts: 354
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    Except it has a weakeness, justb get it to laugh and your free.
  • Charlie001
    Charlie001 Posts: 354
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    does anybody remember the really short lived "Greg the Bunny" show? With Count Blah?
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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    Except it has a weakeness, justb get it to laugh and your free.

    Unless it has already eaten everyone, and there is no laughter left in the world.
  • Charlie001
    Charlie001 Posts: 354
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    I suppose in a appocoliptic future, that is possible.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Was actually thinking Sam the eagle....nothing like zealotry to really bring the crazy out. Just have to tell him it's his moral obligation....

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