Not sure how to log...

srslybritt

Okay, so this morning, someone made me really upset. Like, really really upset.

I've been sitting here fuming all morning long and I'm sure I've burned extra calories by exercising restraint and my heightened blood pressure.

The problem is I don't know how to log it??? Help appreciated!

Mikkimeow

Just break up.

JoelleAnn78

Were you wearing a HRM? That's the only true way to log accurately..... MFP will over estimate the calories burned.

rachelrb85

Cardio... approximately 827 calories. Trust me, been there.

Go_Mizzou99

I log with a chain saw. Primarily white oak to sell to the barrel stave companies.

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NotRailMeat

Vodka!!

srslybritt

Vodka!!

I don't know how to math this.

nyboer

kaseyr1505

If you are wearing a color that appears in nature, is free range and organic, it burns 100 more calories than non organic, cage raised colors.

Mikkimeow

Vodka!!

I don't know how to math this.

odusgolp

I log my anxiety on a 0-10 scale:

0 = 000 calories burned. No big deal man... I got this.

2 = 200 calories burned. Someone mildly sucks. Awesome gif required to properly express my feelings

4 = 400 calories burned. Someone moderately sucks. I send a scathing email with my appropriate gif.

6 = 600 calories burned. Severe Suckage is now in play. I frequently want to punch this person in the face along with nasty gifs of women pooping. Cause women poop gifs are realllly wrong. We're getting nasty now.

8 = 800 calories burned. Extreme, daily hatred and suckage is coursing through my veins. Gifs escalate to those of shanking and trachea punches, along with choice expletives.

10 = 1000 calories burned. You better lock your doors and hide.

ihad

Sounds like resistance work.

Veil5577

How To Do Math:

1. Write down the problem.

2. Cry.

rachelrb85

I'm sure my coworkers are now wondering why I laughed out loud.

srslybritt

Thanks for your help everyone! I took an average of everyone's suggestions and came up with 827!

But I will be messaging ihad privately because I'm not sure how to log resistance training?

nyboer

.

srslybritt

If you are wearing a color that appears in nature, is free range and organic, it burns 100 more calories than non organic, cage raised colors.

Oh, and my outfit doesn't have any tags on it so I just assumed it was free range organic... I don't buy anything else.

Thanks for the pointer! :flowerforyou:

nyboer

Dammit! Best gif ever but cannot get it posted...

IPAkiller

I log my anxiety on a 0-10 scale:

0 = 000 calories burned. No big deal man... I got this.

2 = 200 calories burned. Someone mildly sucks. Awesome gif required to properly express my feelings

4 = 400 calories burned. Someone moderately sucks. I send a scathing email with my appropriate gif.

6 = 600 calories burned. Severe Suckage is now in play. I frequently want to punch this person in the face along with nasty gifs of women pooping. Cause women poop gifs are realllly wrong. We're getting nasty now.

8 = 800 calories burned. Extreme, daily hatred and suckage is coursing through my veins. Gifs escalate to those of shanking and trachea punches, along with choice expletives.

10 = 1000 calories burned. You better lock your doors and hide.

In it for the suckage!

jnichel

Thanks for your help everyone! I took an average of everyone's suggestions and came up with 827!

But I will be messaging ihad privately because I'm not sure how to log resistance training?

Did you log the calories burned doing the complex math? That's like brain exercise, and the brain is the biggest muscle in the body.

odusgolp

I log my anxiety on a 0-10 scale:

0 = 000 calories burned. No big deal man... I got this.

2 = 200 calories burned. Someone mildly sucks. Awesome gif required to properly express my feelings

4 = 400 calories burned. Someone moderately sucks. I send a scathing email with my appropriate gif.

6 = 600 calories burned. Severe Suckage is now in play. I frequently want to punch this person in the face along with nasty gifs of women pooping. Cause women poop gifs are realllly wrong. We're getting nasty now.

8 = 800 calories burned. Extreme, daily hatred and suckage is coursing through my veins. Gifs escalate to those of shanking and trachea punches, along with choice expletives.

10 = 1000 calories burned. You better lock your doors and hide.

In it for the suckage!

I forgot to ask, how many calories do you think I burned last night?

JoelleAnn78

Just cuz. Carry on.

srslybritt

Just cuz. Carry on.

BOOBIES!

odusgolp

Just cuz. Carry on.

BOOBIES!!!! This makes me miss Heather

jackson192

Make it as many calories as jogging. Then eat the cake and rub their face in it. And get drunk.

kgeyser

Make sure you wash your hands first so it's a clean rage. Quality of rage is more important than quantity.

Some_Watery_Tart

I log it as "resistance training". Odus' scale will work for gauging intensity.

odusgolp

I log it as "resistance training". Odus' scale will work for gauging intensity.

Good call.

srslybritt

Make it as many calories as jogging. Then eat the cake and rub their face in it. And get drunk.

Cake? I like cake. And getting drunk.

odusgolp

Dude! I just burned 200 calories and found a new "WHITE PEOPLE" gif! I love this weight loss stuff! SO. EASY.