Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres
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Kate_UK
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For all those ladies, like mysef who's boobs look more like tube socks with hockeyballs in them....
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
>> By Pam Ayres
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
>> Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
>> Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
>> It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
>> And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> 'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
>> When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
>> And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
>> I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
>> When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
>> When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
>> Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
>> From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
>> Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
>> Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
>> Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
>> I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
>> When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
>> When people see less of them rather than more,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> Pass on to all your female girlfriends of a certain age and to any males
>> of that age,
>> Who you think can handle it......despite of themselves!!!!
For those outside the UK the chariot verse refers to a rugby chant/song
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
>> By Pam Ayres
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
>> Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
>> Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
>> It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
>> And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> 'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
>> When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
>> And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
>> I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
>> When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
>> When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
>> Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
>> From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
>> Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
>> Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
>> Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
>> I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
>> When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
>> When people see less of them rather than more,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> Pass on to all your female girlfriends of a certain age and to any males
>> of that age,
>> Who you think can handle it......despite of themselves!!!!
For those outside the UK the chariot verse refers to a rugby chant/song
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thanks for that - it made me laugh, I hope mine never get that low!!!0
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roflmao this was great.0
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brilliant!0
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I love this! Too funny and sadly too true here.0
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I p1ssed myself the first time I heard this - Pam is awesome :-)0
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Ahh this tickled me!! Thanks for the british humour that u shared with us this morning x
Katherine - Guildford, Surrey.0 -
Thank you for the chuckle this morning! :drinker:0
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Laughter; the best way to start the morning. Thanks.0
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lol had to read this as soon as I saw the title!
Good ol' Pam eh? Not been on telly for years though!
Great little (titty) ditty!
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its brillant, i am going to send an email to my dad with this in as he will love it.
thank you for posting it0
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