Oh man....

rileyleigh

So my doctor reccommended i go on an all liquid diet. He said that since i have 15 pounds to lose, it would help me cleanse the toxins out of my system and jumpstart my weightloss. I've been eating only 300 calories worth of these shakes for a month now and have not lost a single pound! From what i have seen on research online, this is because not all calories are the same. From my 4 days of experience counting calories simply does not work, so i'm going to stop counting calories and whole eat 100% clean foods. Plus i'm taking medecine that makes it impossible to lose weight. Anybody else experiencing the same thing?


Seriously though, is this not how the forum has been today?

sjaplo

I think it's something in the water............

kaika_dragon

I thought cleanse diets didn't really do much?
Also, if you are only eating 300 calories a day, I have trouble imagining a situation where that would be healthy. That's one very small meal's worth of food, for the entire day.
Like, literally. I think the smallest meal I have ever eaten was about 350. Less than that, and it's more like a snack.

Cheekies_

LMAO! You nailed it..... :laugh:

mom2_4gr8kids

I think it's something in the water............

And we're supposed to be drinking a lot of that water... Maybe I should go back to Diet Coke until the water is okay.

ElliottTN

Welcome back to another day in the life of the general diet and weight loss help forum. A wonderful place where all logic, physics, and personal honesty come to die.

mtruitt01

Doctor....liguid diet...toxins? What kind of doctor????
Eat food.
Stick around and learn if you are really serious. Search for these threads on MFP:
What's for lunch?
What's for breakfast?
What's for dinner???
You'll see pictures of what people are eating, while losing weight.

FoxyLifter

Doctor....liguid diet...toxins? What kind of doctor????
Eat food.
Stick around and learn if you are really serious. Search for these threads on MFP:
What's for lunch?
What's for breakfast?
What's for dinner???
You'll see pictures of what people are eating, while losing weight.

I think a few people missed the joke. :laugh:

malibu927

I was like "what kind of troll is this?" But yeah, so true.

vismal

Lol at the people that didn't read enough of the OP to realize this was a joke! But so true. Myfitnesspal has the greatest collection of overweight/obese people who eat next to nothing for months on end and lose no weight. It's a shame none of these people ever participate in a research study...