Dead Bodies

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    Ok, I'll take off my pants!

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  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    So... what or who are they satirizing here? Seems like Empire News has a long, long way to go before they can think of themselves as funny or satirical. Just seems like a troll website.

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  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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    Because of stories such as this, I always check under hotel room beds.

    No lie.
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I was just thinking, "huh... there's housekeeping staff at rent-by-the-hour motels? who knew?!"
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
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    I thought this story had a smell to it.

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  • asdfthax
    asdfthax Posts: 12
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    Now... I can't figure out what I'm more disturbed by.

    People who think everything on the internet must be real.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I was just thinking, "huh... there's housekeeping staff at rent-by-the-hour motels? who knew?!"

    Well, there are those hotels on Airline Highway. :laugh:
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    Troll news site. Not true.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Now... I can't figure out what I'm more disturbed by.

    People who think everything on the internet must be real.

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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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    Where else are you supposed to put the hookers when you're done?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,641 Member
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    Where else are you supposed to put the hookers when you're done?

    I think you're supposed to park the passenger side over a cliff so they fall out and die (and you technically didn't murder them), so you can reclaim your money when you get downhill/downstairs instead of having to get more public or violent with her...(Grand Theft Auto joke).
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Where else are you supposed to put the hookers when you're done?

    I think you're supposed to park the passenger side over a cliff so they fall out and die (and you technically didn't murder them), so you can reclaim your money when you get downhill/downstairs instead of having to get more public or violent with her...(Grand Theft Auto joke).

    I'm ashamed to say I got the joke without the reference. I blame my husband.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    I would have believed it. Some motels are shady.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Febreeze should totally take advantage of this story...

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  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    Now... I can't figure out what I'm more disturbed by.

    People who think everything on the internet must be real.

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    I miss Shaun and Gus!!!! :sad:
  • DamePiglet
    DamePiglet Posts: 3,730 Member
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    I was just thinking, "huh... there's housekeeping staff at rent-by-the-hour motels? who knew?!"

    Well, there are those hotels on Airline Highway. :laugh:

    ah, memories...
    and by "memories" I mean crab lice and dirty needles.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    I was just thinking, "huh... there's housekeeping staff at rent-by-the-hour motels? who knew?!"

    Well, there are those hotels on Airline Highway. :laugh:

    ah, memories...
    and by "memories" I mean crab lice and dirty needles.

    :laugh: I had to pick my father up at the Sleepy Hollow on Airline a few times because he was too drunk to drive home and couldn't remember where he left is truck. I remember thinking that I didn't even want to pull into the parking lot.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
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    Febreeze should totally take advantage of this story...

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    While funny- and I agree there is absolutely NO WAY fabreeze could cover the stench of a rotting body up- seriously- I can't leave my kitty litter dirty for more than 3 days and my house stinks.

    There were dead mice in the ancient de-humidifier at my old house in the basement- my nasty *kitten* roommate (he was there w/ his former G/F for about a year) NEVER paid any attention- did his laundry and left- they were long dead when I moved in- we dumped them that week- took us a few days to figure the smell- but there was no question what it was- and those were MICE.

    dead things stink for a long time- seen this article float around a couple times- just makes me shake my head.

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