Most embarrassing thing you've done on a date

MissAnjy

Title speaks for itself.

What is the most embarrassing thing that you've done, or that has happened to you on a date?

ChasingMyBliss

I stepped out a little too far when bowling, and slipped on the slick surface. I ended up flat on my back about 5 feet out into the lane! I did stand up and give a graceful bow to the crowd of grinning spectators. It was not a great move for a 1st date, but he thought I was fun, and cute, and if a little clumsy he forgave it!!

seltzermint555

It wasn't that bad but a thin guy took me out when I was obese and I ate a lot more than he did. But by that I mean, we went to a Mexican buffet and he ate almost nothing - like 2 bites of beans MAYBE - and I ate a few pieces of fajita steak and some honeydew melon. It was weird, and I was never all that self conscious about eating in front of people or even my appearance, but that date made me feel odd. Turned out *HE* has issues with eating in public (we are still friends). You just never know.

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JazzFischer1989

First date with my boyfriend at the time. We went out to eat and I ordered a strawberry lemonade. It was all downhill from there, as I spent the next hour and a half in the bathroom puking my soul while he sat at the table waiting for me. I felt really, really bad about it but he he didn't make it into a big deal. We continued dating after that so it all worked out in the end.

Shalaurise

What is this date thing you speak of?

jnichel

Knocked on her door with my junk hanging out, but her dad answered. The embarrassing part came when she found her dad and I spooning naked on the front porch.

Cudleigh

I went out to dinner with this guy for a first date, and it's all well and good until we got to dessert. Waitress comes over with some champagne and a cupcake and I can see that there's a ring on the cupcake. Now, here I'm thinking they must have the wrong table. Right? Right? Nope.

The guy stands up and is all "do you believe in love at first sight?" and holds out the cupcake.

So now everyone's staring at me. And I'm just like "uhhhhhh. what?" because I have no idea what's happening.

Then he laughs at says it's a fake ring, and he just wanted to see what I'd say.

_John_

What could have been my most embarrassing is what makes me awesome….

My wife and I met on an internet forum get together to go fishing (was supposed to be us and another girl going out, but the other girl bailed the night before we were to go). She left her purse in my boat and we met up again the next day (total ploy on her part I’ve always assumed). We went out to a dance club on thurs., then went to a movie together that Friday. She agreed to go fishing with me again that next Saturday.

It was a pretty special fishing hole we were going to, but it took a 2.5 hour drive to make it by daylight and catch a fantastic bass topwater bite. I’m shocked when she actually showed up at my place on time at 2:30 AM.

We talked for 2.5 hours in the car like we had known each other our whole lives and were already best friends. I caught an air of nervousness, but we had a blast catching bass that morning.

About midmorning she brings up that her dad had rescheduled a family get together for father’s day to today, and she went with me anyway since she had agreed first. Through talking I knew how close her family was and how much those get togethers meant. They’re having a fish fry, we’re fishing, so I just rolled with it and said we’ll just keep some bass to add to the pot and stop by the fish fry on the way home (it was pretty much on our way home by a slightly alternate route). I had to work a little to convince her that I would be ok this, as we were in that awkward stage of dating where we weren’t really together yet, but obviously weren’t not dating.

So we continue to catch fish and actually catch both our limits of bass. We leave fishing mid afternoon and head towards her parents which is about a 1 hour 45 min ride. I’m dressed in gym shorts and a plain white t shirt that is already dirty from fishing all day. I realize on the ride over there that I have no other clothes to change into when we get there and I’m gonna stink to high heaven after cleaning thos fish. It’s for her, so I don’t say anything and continue to just roll with it.

We get to her parents and I meet her parents, aunt and uncles, cousins, grandparents, basically most of her family that lives nearby. It’s the awkward “boyfriend or friend?”. But I have work to do.

So I had to clean 16 bass (limit at the time was 8) in a white t shirt, off the back of my boat, and try to make a decent impression. I bring my A game cleaning fish with her grandfather watching and chatting with me the whole time. No mess is made (later her dad comments about how he can't believe I didn't make ANY mess), and I did an excellent job cleaning all the fish.

I get to talk to the rest of her family for a few hours as we are there, and my wife gets a nice visit with her parents and dad/grandfather.

We then had a nice conversation on the ride home, and other than a bit from both of us being tired, we kept it going the whole time.

…and we’ve been together ever since.

aqualeo1

I went out to dinner with this guy for a first date, and it's all well and good until we got to dessert. Waitress comes over with some champagne and a cupcake and I can see that there's a ring on the cupcake. Now, here I'm thinking they must have the wrong table. Right? Right? Nope.

The guy stands up and is all "do you believe in love at first sight?" and holds out the cupcake.

So now everyone's staring at me. And I'm just like "uhhhhhh. what?" because I have no idea what's happening.

Then he laughs at says it's a fake ring, and he just wanted to see what I'd say.

Omg that is completely insane!

Mikkimeow

What could have been my most embarrassing is what makes me awesome….

My wife and I met on an internet forum get together to go fishing (was supposed to be us and another girl going out, but the other girl bailed the night before we were to go). She left her purse in my boat and we met up again the next day (total ploy on her part I’ve always assumed). We went out to a dance club on thurs., then went to a movie together that Friday. She agreed to go fishing with me again that next Saturday.

It was a pretty special fishing hole we were going to, but it took a 2.5 hour drive to make it by daylight and catch a fantastic bass topwater bite. I’m shocked when she actually showed up at my place on time at 2:30 AM.

We talked for 2.5 hours in the car like we had known each other our whole lives and were already best friends. I caught an air of nervousness, but we had a blast catching bass that morning.

About midmorning she brings up that her dad had rescheduled a family get together for father’s day to today, and she went with me anyway since she had agreed first. Through talking I knew how close her family was and how much those get togethers meant. They’re having a fish fry, we’re fishing, so I just rolled with it and said we’ll just keep some bass to add to the pot and stop by the fish fry on the way home (it was pretty much on our way home by a slightly alternate route). I had to work a little to convince her that I would be ok this, as we were in that awkward stage of dating where we weren’t really together yet, but obviously weren’t not dating.

So we continue to catch fish and actually catch both our limits of bass. We leave fishing mid afternoon and head towards her parents which is about a 1 hour 45 min ride. I’m dressed in gym shorts and a plain white t shirt that is already dirty from fishing all day. I realize on the ride over there that I have no other clothes to change into when we get there and I’m gonna stink to high heaven after cleaning thos fish. It’s for her, so I don’t say anything and continue to just roll with it.

We get to her parents and I meet her parents, aunt and uncles, cousins, grandparents, basically most of her family that lives nearby. It’s the awkward “boyfriend or friend?”. But I have work to do.

So I had to clean 16 bass (limit at the time was 8) in a white t shirt, off the back of my boat, and try to make a decent impression. I bring my A game cleaning fish with her grandfather watching and chatting with me the whole time. No mess is made (later her dad comments about how he can't believe I didn't make ANY mess), and I did an excellent job cleaning all the fish.

I get to talk to the rest of her family for a few hours as we are there, and my wife gets a nice visit with her parents and dad/grandfather.

We then had a nice conversation on the ride home, and other than a bit from both of us being tired, we kept it going the whole time.

…and we’ve been together ever since.

Awww this is cute.

miss_jessiejane

I've only been on a couple of dates, but on one of them I fell down and scraped my face all up. I wasn't embarrassed, but he got all flustered and took me home. Never called me again either.

BlueBombers

Tripped walking down the stairs in high heels and a dress. I ended up sliding face first down the stairs with my dress riding up all while my date was walking down the stairs behind me.

Good times.

BlueBombers

Knocked on her door with my junk hanging out, but her dad answered. The embarrassing part came when she found her dad and I spooning naked on the front porch.

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What's a date?

Building_Bulk

What's a date?

Pretty sure this is one

_John_

What's a date?

it's a candy coated cockroach...

LoneWolf_70

I went out to dinner with this guy for a first date, and it's all well and good until we got to dessert. Waitress comes over with some champagne and a cupcake and I can see that there's a ring on the cupcake. Now, here I'm thinking they must have the wrong table. Right? Right? Nope.

The guy stands up and is all "do you believe in love at first sight?" and holds out the cupcake.

So now everyone's staring at me. And I'm just like "uhhhhhh. what?" because I have no idea what's happening.

Then he laughs at says it's a fake ring, and he just wanted to see what I'd say.

did u put out that night or did it freak u out?

shining_light

Wore heels way too high for what I was used to and tripped walking through a doorway. He was cool about it, but it was so, so embarrassing.

I don't think there's anything else particularly embarrassing. Hmm. Selective memory, perhaps?

Cudleigh

I went out to dinner with this guy for a first date, and it's all well and good until we got to dessert. Waitress comes over with some champagne and a cupcake and I can see that there's a ring on the cupcake. Now, here I'm thinking they must have the wrong table. Right? Right? Nope.

The guy stands up and is all "do you believe in love at first sight?" and holds out the cupcake.

So now everyone's staring at me. And I'm just like "uhhhhhh. what?" because I have no idea what's happening.

Then he laughs at says it's a fake ring, and he just wanted to see what I'd say.

did u put out that night or did it freak u out?

I'm a good girl! I would never put out on the first date.
That second date though...

JTick

What's a date?

Pretty sure this is one

Oh. In that case: I once sat on one of those. The embarrassing part was it stuck to my butt.

Noogynoogs

Food stuck between teeth and something hanging from my nose yuck

askeates

This isn't really and embarrassing date moment (I wouldn't know about dates) But I have a very good friend that I do things with frequently.... We have never considered it dating, because we really are just friends, and have been for a couple years now.

We had been hanging out with some other friends shooting pool one night, and all of a sudden this woman starts totally talking my friend up, what a great guy, makes a decent living, good looking, yadda, yadda, yadda. I agree with her, and out he walks with this womans boyfriend. No big deal. He and I laughed and joked about what he'd heard on the way home.

A few nights later we went to the movies, had dinner after.... suddenly he looks at me really serious and just says, "I'm not good enough for you, you deserve better than me!" WHAT???? He's not good enough to be my friend? So I stopped him, and asked WTF? Apparently he had been at the door and heard the entire conversation and thought that I was wanting to change things. AWKWARD! It has been really strange ever since

robertdc50

What's a date? Been so long I don't remember

MadeInPhilly

slipped and fell in the river as we were walking along the edge...

missbethea

When I was in my early 20s I had a guy card me on a date because he didn't believe that I was actually 18. (A mutual friend set us up.) He then still had a hard time believing that I was actually 20something and not a teenager.

emdeesea

Removed. Carry on.

NikiaSue

Um, back when I could drink beer:sick: without projectile vomiting......
First date with now husband, we rode around the woods drinking beer .
I tried to sling bottle out window which wasnt down.
Thats right! I was littering!
Anyhow, no broke window, but he laughed his *kitten* off.
Then we went to my place. I excused myself to bathroom because I was feeling sick.
Came back. He was passed out on couch snoring.
I vomited the rest of the night and he was gone the next morning.
but he called a few days later for round 2. No beer

rodjpenner2

Got caught by my dad first time doing it lol

kxbrown27

Let's just say the one cheek sneak didn't go as planned.

I laugh every time I drive past that TGI Friday's.

slomo22

Took a girl to a restaurant that I always drive by. Turns out it was fast food.