Your funniest joke or bit of humor

JeffMeehan

If you like to listen to music while having sex, listen to a live album so you will get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.:laugh:

Old_Man_McGucket

I'm joining Plannet Fitness.

Sinistrous

It's not the funniest, but it's keeping me entertained right now xD



People getting diary confused with dairy. *Points at my thread*

I wonder how many will reply about cows and how many will miss that I wrote "dairy"..

EveFlowergirl

Two silkworms entered a race. They ended up in a tie.

ilfaith

What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?
Asteroids are found between Mars and Jupiter
Hemorrhoids are found around your *kitten* (Uranus)
...Courtesy of my 10-year-old

dkewatson

Keeping with the crude humor...

cblue315

What is the difference between corn nuts and deer nuts?
Corn nuts are about $1.49, deer nuts are under a buck.