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Your funniest joke or bit of humor

JeffMeehan
JeffMeehan Posts: 1,014 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
If you like to listen to music while having sex, listen to a live album so you will get an applause every 3 to 4 minutes.:laugh:

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  • Old_Man_McGucket
    Old_Man_McGucket Posts: 310 Member
    I'm joining Plannet Fitness.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    It's not the funniest, but it's keeping me entertained right now xD



    People getting diary confused with dairy. *Points at my thread*

    I wonder how many will reply about cows and how many will miss that I wrote "dairy"..
  • EveFlowergirl
    EveFlowergirl Posts: 1,491 Member
    Two silkworms entered a race. They ended up in a tie.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?
    Asteroids are found between Mars and Jupiter
    Hemorrhoids are found around your *kitten* (Uranus)
    ...Courtesy of my 10-year-old
  • dkewatson
    dkewatson Posts: 1,415 Member
    Keeping with the crude humor...

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  • cblue315
    cblue315 Posts: 3,836 Member
    What is the difference between corn nuts and deer nuts?
    Corn nuts are about $1.49, deer nuts are under a buck.
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