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Bullet Forecast For Chicago...

_errata_
_errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
in Chit-Chat
So I am going to a metal show near Chicago tomorrow-- Joliet, Illinois to be precise. What is the percent chance of bullet rain tomorrow?

Am I going to die?

Will this be the most brutal show ever?

Will carbs make me fat?

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  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    Hmm, it's summer, and there's no rain (water rain) in the forecast. Yeah, you're totally gonna die. Unless it's not too hot outside, then I'd say 50/50. How lucky do you feel, is the real question.:laugh:

    ETA: Yeah, carbs will totally make you fat. Eat a whole lot of them (especially the white ones) to get extra fat. Then you'll increase your odds of survival (due to the fat "body armor") by about 20% at least.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    RAIN SUCKEDLAST NIGHT!
  • shadowofender
    shadowofender Posts: 786 Member
    Wait, what metal show is playing Joliet? I'm not too far from there.

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