Bullet Forecast For Chicago...

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So I am going to a metal show near Chicago tomorrow-- Joliet, Illinois to be precise. What is the percent chance of bullet rain tomorrow?

Am I going to die?

Will this be the most brutal show ever?

Will carbs make me fat?

williams969

Hmm, it's summer, and there's no rain (water rain) in the forecast. Yeah, you're totally gonna die. Unless it's not too hot outside, then I'd say 50/50. How lucky do you feel, is the real question.:laugh:

ETA: Yeah, carbs will totally make you fat. Eat a whole lot of them (especially the white ones) to get extra fat. Then you'll increase your odds of survival (due to the fat "body armor") by about 20% at least.

BEERRUNNER

RAIN SUCKEDLAST NIGHT!

shadowofender

Wait, what metal show is playing Joliet? I'm not too far from there.