Erotic writer discovers Ikea bags of bones

delicious_cocktail

And thus it all comes full circle.

http://www.thelocal.se/20140801/woman-finds-ikea-bags-stuffed-with-80-skeletons

The Kläckeberga church is using Ikea bags to store the remains of around 80 people who were once buried under the floorboards.

The macabre collection, which is almost overflowing from a set of large blue Ikea bags, was found by local woman Kicki Karlén.
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Karlén, an erotic novelist, has since told The Local that she may write a book about the bones.

First, I roundly approve of Ikea's new collection of decorative accents, HümänK0rpsën. It's time they finally embraced the growing legion of companies catering to those preferring the gothic lifestyle.

Second, it just goes to show that erotic novelists are not necessarily to be trusted. Everything is fodder for these folks. I just hope she treats the church-bone-ikea-bag-lifestyle with the appropriate respect.

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devil_in_a_blue_dress

I thought this was going to be about a Swedish prostitute.

oregonzoo

All the sudden I'm hankering for some swedish meatballs.

sixout

Are swedish meatballs made out of prostitutes then?