piss off a lot of people at one time?

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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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    God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!
  • Spreyton22K
    Spreyton22K Posts: 323 Member
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    Dr Oz is a great Doctor......and he isn't ALL about the money, he only wants the best for the peeples......
  • nopotofgold
    nopotofgold Posts: 164 Member
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    Women should.not lift heavy, you will get too bulky
    OMG I had to deal with this last night in the class I went to .
    The only muscle woman will build up like a male is the traps. *roll eyes* Right because thats the only muscle that gets the small amount of testosterone we have the same as a males. She fought with the head trainer that was covering the class for five minutes. *huff*
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    If I resize that, the terrorists win.

    That's what she said.

    This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.

    Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny? :angry:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    1. You're not special.

    2. Muscle weighs more than fat.

    3. 800 calories a day is unhealthy.

    4. Cleanses are a waste of time and money.

    5. You're mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. (Well that one would just derail a thread).
    you sir are my favorite!!! Thank you for #5 I love Monty Python

    :drinker:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Blue Bunny is the only ice cream on the market that is even remotely palatable.

    That's because your stores don't sell Mayfield, ya Yankee!
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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    If I resize that, the terrorists win.

    That's what she said.

    This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.

    Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny? :angry:

    Well, you're a woman so...
  • Debmal77
    Debmal77 Posts: 4,770 Member
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    ugh people its lose weight not loose weight....geeezzzz......lol
  • srslybritt
    srslybritt Posts: 1,618 Member
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    If I resize that, the terrorists win.

    That's what she said.

    This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.

    Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny? :angry:

    Well, you're a woman so...

    Yeah, well.
    Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...
  • mkdm291
    mkdm291 Posts: 139 Member
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    Obama Sucks.
    That's just speaking truth!
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
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    If I resize that, the terrorists win.

    That's what she said.

    This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.

    Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny? :angry:

    Well, you're a woman so...

    Yeah, well.
    Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...

    Your mom isn't in Texas, and she's definitely bigger. So you are correct.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Happy Birthday Leah!

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  • nopotofgold
    nopotofgold Posts: 164 Member
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    If I resize that, the terrorists win.

    That's what she said.

    This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.

    Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny? :angry:

    Well, you're a woman so...

    Yeah, well.
    Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...

    Your mom isn't in Texas, and she's definitely bigger. So you are correct.
    The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

    North Dakota
    Rhode Island
    South Dakota
    District of Columbia
    Massachusetts
    Ohio
    Arizona
    Alabama
    New York
    South Carolina
    Colorado
    Maryland
    Wisconsin
    New Jersey
    California
    Florida
    Connecticut
    Virginia
    Oregon
    Pennsylvania
    Washington
    Tennessee
    New Mexico
    Iowa
    Illinois
    Louisiana
    Vermont
    Utah
    Maine
    Nebraska
    Idaho
    Kansas
    Delaware
    Michigan
    Nevada
    New Hampshire
    Oklahoma
    Montana
    Minnesota
    Kentucky
    Texas
    Indiana
    West Virginia
    Missouri
    Alaska
    North Carolina
    Wyoming
    Arkansas
    Hawaii
    Mississippi

    Guess he is right, Texas isn't bigger. lol
    Source: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/
  • skippygirlsmom
    skippygirlsmom Posts: 4,433 Member
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    long distance relationships don't work
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    If I resize that, the terrorists win.

    That's what she said.

    This joke makes me think of the office. I hated that show, it was so dumb and not funny at all.

    Wait, did you just call me dumb and not funny? :angry:

    Well, you're a woman so...

    Yeah, well.
    Everything is most certainly NOT bigger in Texas...

    Your mom isn't in Texas, and she's definitely bigger. So you are correct.
    The result? A list of all 50 states, “ordered by penis size”–and some surprising news for the Dakotas.

    North Dakota
    Rhode Island
    South Dakota
    District of Columbia
    Massachusetts
    Ohio
    Arizona
    Alabama
    New York
    South Carolina
    Colorado
    Maryland
    Wisconsin
    New Jersey
    California
    Florida
    Connecticut
    Virginia
    Oregon
    Pennsylvania
    Washington
    Tennessee
    New Mexico
    Iowa
    Illinois
    Louisiana
    Vermont
    Utah
    Maine
    Nebraska
    Idaho
    Kansas
    Delaware
    Michigan
    Nevada
    New Hampshire
    Oklahoma
    Montana
    Minnesota
    Kentucky
    Texas
    Indiana
    West Virginia
    Missouri
    Alaska
    North Carolina
    Wyoming
    Arkansas
    Hawaii
    Mississippi

    Guess he is right, Texas isn't bigger. lol
    Source: http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/12/03/which-state-is-the-biggest/

    WTH?!?! Georgia didn't even make that list!!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    Muscle weighs more than fat.
  • BoatsnHose
    BoatsnHose Posts: 120 Member
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    What's something you could say to piss off a lot of people at one time?

    God isn't real
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
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    I don't want to start lifting weights because I don't want to look bulky.
  • Catlady87
    Catlady87 Posts: 302 Member
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    I burnt 500 calories doing household cleaning, heavy effort for 60 minutes
  • feralkitten1010
    feralkitten1010 Posts: 219 Member
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    I ate the last chocolate fried pie.