Bad Food...

A Doctor was addressing a large audience at a meeting of health professionals.

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake.'

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  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    A Doctor was addressing a large audience at a meeting of health professionals.

    'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

    After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake.'

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • paperpudding
    paperpudding Posts: 9,301 Member
    ha ha ha :laugh:
  • SeptemberLondon
    SeptemberLondon Posts: 151 Member
    NICE!!!
  • eggomylegos
    eggomylegos Posts: 146 Member
    LOL!