No fortune in my fortune cookie

wheird
wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
Am I gonna die?

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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NO.
  • Chevy_Quest
    Chevy_Quest Posts: 2,012 Member
    WTF this is like Schrödinger's cat in a Chinese Restaurant - My head hurts already LOL :drinker:
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
    You're screwed. In bed. Isn't that how the game is played.
  • WTF this is like Schrödinger's cat in a Chinese Restaurant - My head hurts already LOL :drinker:

    Yes and no.
  • Chevy_Quest
    Chevy_Quest Posts: 2,012 Member
    WTF this is like Schrödinger's cat in a Chinese Restaurant - My head hurts already LOL :drinker:

    Yes and no.

    ohhhhh - well played! :smokin:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    WTF this is like Schrödinger's cat in a Chinese Restaurant - My head hurts already LOL :drinker:

    My fortune was neither good nor bad before I opened the cookie. But when I opened it, I suddenly had none.

    Deep.
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  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
    WTF this is like Schrödinger's cat in a Chinese Restaurant - My head hurts already LOL :drinker:

    My fortune was neither good nor bad before I opened the cookie. But when I opened it, I suddenly had none.

    Deep.

    In bed.

    That's what she said
  • Chevy_Quest
    Chevy_Quest Posts: 2,012 Member
    WTF this is like Schrödinger's cat in a Chinese Restaurant - My head hurts already LOL :drinker:

    My fortune was neither good nor bad before I opened the cookie. But when I opened it, I suddenly had none.

    Deep.

    ...He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says?
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I got this one at one time. I still keep it in my wallet.

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  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
    I got this one at one time. I still keep it in my wallet.

    worry_zps0bc3f686.jpg

    Did you die?
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    You might. And wtf? No fortune in the cookie? What a rip off!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    I got this one at one time. I still keep it in my wallet.

    worry_zps0bc3f686.jpg

    Did you die?

    No, not yet, but I suspect I will.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    You're screwed. In bed. Isn't that how the game is played.

    Ok, play the game with this one:

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  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    PS: If there is no fortune in a fortune cookie then it is just a cookie.