I'm happily married...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • Organicgasm
    Organicgasm Posts: 592 Member
    Ha. I love this.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Wait, so when you held me close you didn't mean all the sweet things you said?
  • KrzyGal
    KrzyGal Posts: 139 Member
    :happy:
  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Fine.
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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Fine.
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    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.
  • marieamethyst
    marieamethyst Posts: 869 Member
    Wait, so when you held me close you didn't mean all the sweet things you said?

    They never do, sweetie. :frown:
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Fine.
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    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.

    Idk what it is either but I saw it here a while ago and made it my avatar for something at work.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Fine.
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    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.
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  • SarahRuthRuns
    SarahRuthRuns Posts: 118 Member
    Fine.
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    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.

    Idk what it is either but I saw it here a while ago and made it my avatar for something at work.

    I really, REALLY want to know what this is now. Commenting so I'll see it if someone knows and posts it!
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
    Jeez I know. I was just kidding.
  • Vortex_ConQueso
    Vortex_ConQueso Posts: 97
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    It's a Fizzgig, with an 'F', not a 'J'. One is a friendly monster, the other is a one-shot assignment for a porn star.

    http://darkcrystal.wikia.com/wiki/Fizzgig
  • tibby531
    tibby531 Posts: 717 Member
    Fine.
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    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.

    it's a fizzgig. from the dark crystal. and I want one. :happy:
  • SarahRuthRuns
    SarahRuthRuns Posts: 118 Member
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    It's a Fizzgig, with an 'F', not a 'J'. One is a friendly monster, the other is a one-shot assignment for a porn star.

    http://darkcrystal.wikia.com/wiki/Fizzgig

    Awesome, thanks! :)
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Too bad your wife isn't.
  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Fine.
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    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.
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  • sixout
    sixout Posts: 3,128 Member
    Too bad your wife isn't.

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  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Too bad your wife isn't.
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    Meow.
  • beth_ann56
    beth_ann56 Posts: 1
    Too bad your wife isn't.

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  • redromad275
    redromad275 Posts: 884 Member
    Why is this thread so much shorter than the single thread?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Why is this thread so much shorter than the single thread?

    because it should be...I'm married, go away, we're done here. I'm also male, that makes it far less interesting than a frolicking female...
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    Too bad your wife isn't.
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  • Mikkimeow
    Mikkimeow Posts: 1,282 Member
    Fine.
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    Somebody hand me a shovel. I have no idea what this is, so i'm going to bash it.
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  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Why is this thread so much shorter than the single thread?

    Not as many want to admit their married or happily. Get's in the way of the games and noodz
  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    A+
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    I am married. 26.5 years, but who-s counting. My FL contains some men, but mostly women as the majority of people on MFP are women. My women friends are married or single, young or mature, but they all have a sense of humor, appreciate conversation/chat, and if wanting to impress them is another motivation for me to get my health act together, what's the harm? No noodz. No Greco-Roman Olympic Cyber-humping. Just building a close network of support and entertaining conversations.

    So what if my wife and I have not had sex in 3 years? That has nothing to do with it!
  • redromad275
    redromad275 Posts: 884 Member
    Then I guess you can add me to the boring list of happily married people.
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    Why is this thread so much shorter than the single thread?

    cuz they only made it so the person over there in singles whining would chill out. STILL single!
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    I am also happily married.

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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I'm happily not married. Nice to meet you.
  • hookilau
    hookilau Posts: 3,134 Member
    me too...
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